Ask me anything and I will respond with nonsensical rubbish.
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Ask me anything and I will respond with nonsensical rubbish.
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1. Did you enjoy the Chicken Lo Mein you ordered?
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:04 AM
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4. The chickens are not here to play card games
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:04 AM
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7. I am glad you remembered my number, have you on my phonelist now
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:03 AM
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2. how do you respond to the idea
"the bigger the headache the bigger the pill?"
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3. drunk good is that I'm becuse.
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8. Very well, the ceiling smells of Indian food.
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What song do you sing in the shower? Could you live without cereal forever? Whats your favorite candy? Have you ever been caught playing a rockin air guitar solo?
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10. Sometimes you have to think outside the box,
but you also have to think inside the box sometimes.
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12. What color is the box? Tell us about it
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14. The box does not exist in this universe.
However, somewhere in a parallel universe, the box is collating
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6. and this is different how?
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11. Let not the fry cook be your spiritual guide.
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:12 AM
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But I was sitting there first.
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15. This is no way to live the life of a Norweigan porn star.
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17. apparently you never met my cousin, the norweigan porn star
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20. these words do not exist
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25. Fine no Norweigan Opare for you
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sounds like no sex for you, tonight! kleeb's laying the smack down
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30. I wish to emulate a serf from the Dark Ages
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31. I told you I can be a bitch if I wanted to
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34. Jaco Pastorius was my father.
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36. The Rickenbacker 4003 is the finest autogyro available in Siam.
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39. I need to get me a Siam Sammich
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41. Siam has been devaporized.
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43. Thailand is now known as Alabama.
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44. Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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13. Thank you for the opportunity
Thank you. Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. Harry Reid was talking about soup lines. And Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work -- you've said you are going to reach out to these people -- how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?
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But then again, there is no question.
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18. What is the meaning of life?
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19. I am not the walrus. merely his publicist.
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21. Do you smoke two joints in the morning and two at night
cuz it makes you feel all right?
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23. Canada exists as a visual representation of a phantasmagoric phenomenon.
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27. Edgar Allen Poe was not who he said he was
He was actually Buddy Holly's 3rd cousin
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32. But wasn't Buddy Holly, Hitler's cousin by marriage?
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22. IS the hokey pokey what its ALL about?
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24. there is no hokey, nor is there pokey
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33. When a tree falls in the forrest...
Do the other trees hold a memorial service for it?
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37. Trees are an illusion.
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45. When a tree falls in the forest,
does it post on Born Again Fundagelical masturbation-is-a-sin discusion boards? :evilgrin:
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46. That is a very very strange question.
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47. heyyy, work with me here! worrrrk with me!
just willingly suspend reality and stop using logic to mess up my joke! ;)
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