i like the way i mutilate the english language

[datasuspect]

i am really working on developing an affected style that betrays even more arrogance and belligerence . . .

[elperromagico]

1. *singing* I like the way you move.

I like the way you move.
I love the way you move.
I love the way, I love the way...

[datasuspect]

2. i guess my shit doesn't get to die either

but judging from past results, this thread should drop in 3 2 1 . . .

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Well, your post certainly doesn't show any of the behavior of which

you are so proud.

[Redstone]

4. Well, you know, you could like

at least, like, you know, tell us, like, what that new, like, style, you know, is going to like, be.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

5. ACK

stop that!

i hereby order you to cease and desist from speaking like a midwestern college graduate!

[Placebo]

6. I like to masticate the English—what?

:freak:

[datasuspect]

7. ere

can't suss the fancy word mate, init?

[Placebo]

8. I've had just about of your poppycock you peasant!

It's terribly vulgar, and so typically American!

Whaaaaaat? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *turns my nose up at you*

HUMPH!

[datasuspect]

9. gor blimey!

bugger off ya bleedin poxy yank . . .