Now that Dookus' puppy is a man, how soon will Dookus become a grandpa?

[CatWoman]

Considering Lil Dookus hasn't already been "altered" :D

[Dookus]

1. well...

let's not confuse "little Dookus" with Tucker.

As of this writing, both "little dookus" and Tucker are intact.

[CatWoman]

2. LOLOLOL

Of course I was talking about Tucker!!!!!!!

You nut!!!!!

[Dookus]

3. heheh

well Tucker is still intact. I'm hoping to find a decent Bulldog breeder or judge who can evaluate him for possible breeding potential. His grandfather was a champion, and from what I can see, he meets the breed standard pretty well.

Funny story... when I took him to his first vet checkup, the vet said I should get him neutered. I explained I might consider breeding him in the future, but that I *had* read about places that store frozen dog sperm for use, and that perhaps we could do that before having him fixed.

She looked at me aghast and said "we don't provide THAT service here" like I was asking her to give my dog a handjob in a back-alley. Of course, she had JUST finished examining his testicles, so I was a little surprised at her vehement reaction. Excuse MEEEEE, yer majesty....

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Ever seen the movie "Van Wilder?"

[JohnKleeb]

5. I have actually

[Dookus]

6. no...

is there a doggie handjob scene?

[Bouncy Ball]

7. YEP!!!

And it's a bulldog, too.

They put the results in......well, nevermind. Needless to say, the doggie handjob scene didn't gross me out so much, but the scenes that followed....well, I could barely watch.

[CatWoman]

8. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:D

you guys are gonna get my thread locked!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Hey, I didn't TELL him

they put it in a cream-filled donut and had a guy eat it without knowing it, did I?









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