cnn breaking: michaeL boLton stiLL sucks

[sniffa]

sorry, no Link yet.

[Radical Activist]

1. I celebrate his entire catalog

oh wait. I meant to say, I hate that no talent ass-clown!

[Lavender Brown]

2. Poor Michael Bolton

[sniffa]

4. michaeL boLton!?

is that your reaL name!?

[progressoid]

9. "sounds like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'"

[the Princess]

3. Why he's a fine singer

and a very nice man from what I have heard.

*snort*

[ProfessorGAC]

5. The Kenny G Of Singers!

Good technique, but clueless about the music. All fake feeling and artificial angst. Useless.
The Professor

[Redstone]

6. I first heard him when I moved to New Haven,

and his name was still "Bolotin."

He advertised voice lessons, and I never understood how he ever got any customers, given that EVERY song he sing sounds exactly the same, and he always sounds like he's got a strangulated hernia when he tries to hit the high notes.

Redstone

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. A failed hair band singer who switched to love songs when he lost hair...

...but still SCREECHED like a psuedo-metal singer in his cheesy ballads.

Never could stand the talentless mulleted fucker :puke:

[GOPBasher]

8. He played for Gephardt.

I still think he sucks, but he's liberal, I think.

[kick-ass-bob]

10. still?

I was hoping for some new developments on that front.
:(

[MissMillie]

11. This is news?

Please don't say there will be a video to follow....