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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:32 PM
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You know, I was meant to have domestic servants
Seriously - housecleaning sucks!!!

Then again, not sure where the butler and maid would sleep since I'm in a 1-bedroom apartment
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:33 PM
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1. i think i would make a good butler
or emanuensis (sp?)/footman/valet.

would you care to engage my services?

i require room and board and a modest stipend.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:36 PM
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2. You could use the sofa if you don't mind cat hair...
but as for stipend? Would $20/week suffice. I'll take care of the groceries & bills
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:39 PM
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3. $20 is fine . . .
Edited on Sat Mar-12-05 09:39 PM by datasuspect
i adore cats.

i have very modest requirements.

do you have a good library in your village?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:41 PM
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5. My god, I have about 200 books...
...mainly political, travel books, atlases, good literature and a few cheap novels.

Take your pick
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:45 PM
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7. i. need. books.
Edited on Sat Mar-12-05 09:45 PM by datasuspect
gosh, the life of a butler? the mind reels.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:40 PM
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4. I couldn't survive without my weekly dose of Daysy... She is a wonderful
housekeeper and a lovely woman.

She just makes my life easier, and I can't imagine trying to get by without her. I love a clean house... I just hate GETTING it that way.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:45 PM
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6. if I won the lottery I would have a maid
but I would pay him or her VERY well. :D
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-12-05 09:57 PM
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8. When are they going to invent the self-cleaning house?
All those dust bunnies and hairballs always congregate around the edge of the room anyway, can't there be a vacuum system in the baseboard to whisk it away?

And I'm still waiting for a replicator, after all this time.
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