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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:03 PM
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I just filled a Coca-Cola glass with Pepsi. Will that make Jesus cry?
Just wondering....
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:04 PM
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1. Only if you throw it in his eyes.
But he'd probably wipe away the tears and kick your ass.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:08 PM
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2. Nope. I only let Skittles kick my ass.
And then only if she wears black latex and stiletto heels and is brandishing a bullwhip! :spank:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:17 PM
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3. I don't think so.
But that polar bear is coming to get you.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:28 PM
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4. No but..
putting Coors in a Heinecken glass will certainly make Jesus cry!
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:47 PM
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5. Night Train, that hurts the baby Jesus when you do that.... EOM
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LSdemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-05 11:49 PM
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6. That makes me sad and I was born on Dec 25th. Is that close enough?
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