Um, attention - there's a red VW Bug in the parking lot with its lights on

[Rabrrrrrr]

Excuse me, everyone please listen, there's a red Volkswagen bug in the parking lot with its lights on.

if you think it is yours, please tell the bouncer on the way out and he'll let you back in.

Thank you.

[tammywammy]

1. New style or older? n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Look, lady, I don't know. If you think it's yours, you'd best go out there

I'm just reading from a note someone else gave me.

[tammywammy]

5. Well crap I hope it still starts

[Bouncy Ball]

2. You need to get your ass on over to your "I'm never leaving DU"

thread!

[Dookus]

4. heheh

reminds me of the funniest "lights are on" message ever.

I was at a poker room here in CA and the PA comes on and says "There's a white Rolls Royce in the parking lot with the lights on. License # XXXXX" and everybody started cracking up. The license number probably wasn't necessary. It wasn't a rolls-royce kinda crowd.

[Southsideirish]

6. Is it true there's a little lost boy in Aisle 6???

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. No, not any longer. No one claimed him, so he was "neutralized"

You can go about your business. Nothing to see here.