Did someone drop their keys in the parking lot?

Shananigans

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:21 PM
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Did someone drop their keys in the parking lot?

Because I think I have them... there is a keychain that says "Cuba" on it as well as two other distinct key chains that I will need the owner to identify.

Please refer to the Emergency Lost and Found Operations Manual for further instructions.

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elperromagico

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:22 PM
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1. I dropped Alan Keyes off at the bus stop.

He needed to get back to Delaware.

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Shananigans

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:24 PM
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2. Please provide a description...

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elperromagico

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:26 PM
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5. I couldn't even begin to describe him,

but let me tell you this: The man has busy hands. :grr:

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Shananigans

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:29 PM
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8. Busy hands...

does that mean he was throwing clay pots the whole time? Cuz I have heard he has that nasty habit!

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Arkana

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:25 PM
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4. Oh, geez...he's moving north

The bastard will be in MA in no time.

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elperromagico

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:27 PM
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6. He could beat Ted Kennedy.

That is, if Ted Kennedy is caught in bed with George Bush...

Okay, maybe he couldn't beat Ted Kennedy.

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Arkana

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:29 PM
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9. He has about as much chance of beating Ted Kennedy

as Romney's pet candidates did of winning spots in the MA House. And that was virtually nil--I think the most any of his homeboys got was 21% of the vote.

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elperromagico

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:32 PM
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10. Well, Romney didn't even break 50%,

so he doesn't exactly have a mandate himself...

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Arkana

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:34 PM
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11. I was under the impression that Senor Jeffy had Mittens

in his Rolodex...methinks Mitt doth protest a BIT too much.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:24 PM
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3. I dropped the keys to the locks of the Panama Canal

Could these be them?

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Shananigans

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Mon Mar-14-05 11:29 PM
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7. It's possible...

could you please describe the other key rings on the chain?

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