I'm in a really, really, really, really bad mood.

[JimmyJazz]

x(


Isn't anyone going to try and cheer me up? :shrug:

[lonestarnot]

1. JimmyJazz...I just harked up a lung...and my dog shit the rug...How's that

[pox_americana]

2. no... beware the ides of March

March 15th

[progmom]

3. Hi

:hi:
:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

8. I love you, too!

I'm just not sure how much more insanity I can take in one week.

Nice boobies, though.

[progmom]

55. thanks.

They're real.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Awwww....I hope you feel better soon.

[Redstone]

5. Just hang in there until lunchtime,

and you can have a cheesesteak hoagie. That ought to cheer you up.

Dang, now I'm in a bad mood because I'm 250 miles from a decent hoagie.

Redstone

[kmla]

6. How about a riddle?

Q: Do you know why the punk rocker crossed the road?

A: Because his cheek was safety-pinned to the chicken!!!!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up!

*JimmyJazz sighs, rolls eyes:eyes: *

Sorry, JimmyJazz. That's all I've got...

[JimmyJazz]

7. That was cute. I snickered.

Thanks for trying!

[progmom]

Joe sez

Tell me all your troubles, baby.

[LiberalEsto]

9. Here's a joke in Estonian:

Kaks abielus naist käisid nädalalõpus ilma meesteta baaris. Tagasitulles ja täitsa täis olles, tuli neile surnuaia koha peal suur kakahäda. Kartsid küll, aga siiski läksid surnuaeda kakale. Muidugi polnud neil paberit.

Üks nendest võttis aluspüksid ära ja puhkis nendega, pärast viskas need muidugi ära. Aga teisel hakkas aluspükstest kahju. Ta võttis esimese ettejuhtuva lillekimbu/pärja hauakünkalt ja pühkis sellega.

Järgmisel päeval helistas esimese naise abielumees teisele: "Me peaksime oma naisi rohkem kontrollima, viimane kord väljas käies ei käitunud nad vist korralikult, sest minu naisel polnud tagasi tulles aluspükse jalas!" "See pole veel midagi," vastas teine, "Minu omal oli perse vahel kaart: - "ME EI UNUSTA SIND IIAL! MÄLESTADES: HELSINGI MEESKOOR. "

[JimmyJazz]

16. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just love a good Estonian joke! :P

[LiberalEsto]

20. I'll translate if you like n/t

[JimmyJazz]

24. Yes, please.

[LiberalEsto]

56. Translation

One weekend a pair of married women went to a bar without their husbands. As they were staggering back home after too many beers, both experienced the urgent call of nature.

They were passing a graveyard and felt frightened, but their needs were so urgent that they went in anyway. As they were doing their thing, they realized they had no toilet paper.

One removed her panties, used them to clean up, and tossed them away.
The other woman got hers wet by accident, threw them away, and grabbed something from a nearby funeral wreath to clean up.

The next day, the husband of the first woman phoned the other one's husband.

"We have to keep a closer eye on our wives," he said."The last time they went out, they must have been misbehaving, because my wife came home without her panties."

"Oh that's nothing," replied the other one. "My wife had a little card stuck to her bottom. It said 'WE WILL BEVER FORGET YOU. WITH FONDEST MEMORIES, THE HELSINKI MEN'S CHORUS.'


(Oh, those wacky Estonians!)

[progmom]

10. Joe sez

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Strummer,_Joe/strummer.joe_news.jpg
I've been there, my friend. Let me tell you about the time...

[kick-ass-bob]

11. no.

be a grump.

Be happy tomorrow, because it'll my birthday!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

18. You share a birthday with my youngest daughter who will be four tomorrow!

[kick-ass-bob]

30. freakin awesome!!

wish her a happy b'day for me!

But don't mention me by name!
:7

[progmom]

12. Joe sez

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Strummer,_Joe/joestrummer_news2.jpg
They said WHAT to you????

[progmom]

13. Joe sez

I'm gonna go kick their asses.

[JimmyJazz]

21. That pic gets me every time - It's obvious who it is!

BTW - this is working :)

[Maestro]

14. Here is a med that you need to ask your doctor about

[progmom]

15. Joe sez

Come sit on my lap.

[Maestro]

17. Also, here is a pic of me when I used to work out.

I'm your little angel, baby!

[JimmyJazz]

26. Yowza!

:9

[progmom]

57. Do you still have the wings?

[Maestro]

87. No.

And I've lost a lot from that pic as I age. ;)

[progmom]

19. Joe sez

Look out for those ghostie thingies!

[progmom]

22. Joe sez

JimmyJazz is sad? That makes my head want to explode!!!

[progmom]

23. Joe sez

Just give yourself a little squeeze, honey, and know that it's from me.

[JimmyJazz]

25. I'm laughing - I'm also getting some raised eyebrows from my

new office mate!

[progmom]

27. Joe sez.

Fuck it all. Come join the circus with me. We have great costumes - see?

[progmom]

28. Joe sez

I promise you everything is going to be ok.


edit - darn it! it shows up in preview!

[Hand]

29. Insh'Allah... nt

[BigMcLargehuge]

31. snap out of it or I'll make you listen to Combat Rock!

[JimmyJazz]

38. How is that a bad thing?

Now if you had said Toby Keith or Shania Twain - :o

[BigMcLargehuge]

46. Clash or no Clash, Combat Rock stinks...

I figured inflicting a terrible album that happened to be by the Clash might be enough to snap you out of your funk... Unless you are funky on purpose... you know, like this guy!

[JimmyJazz]

52. It's not a terrible album. Okay, so Car Jamming isn't a

masterpiece - there were still some really good tunes from that piece of vinyl, including Death is A Star, Overpowered by Funk and Should I Stay or Should I Go.

Jeez - where's Zorro when I need to be cheered up? :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

54. He's out of town at the moment

but maybe this guy can cheer you up -

[progmom]

32. Joe sez

Are they done being mean to my JJ? I can't look!

[Arkana]

33. Uh...will we get our faces bitten off if we try?

:shrug:

[progmom]

36. Why, would you like her to?

[Arkana]

37. No, thanks--I'm very attached to my face

:P

[JimmyJazz]

44. Of course not, sweetie! Jeez, do I have that bad of a reputation?

[Arkana]

49. LOL

Well, all the people I know are VERY bad grumpy people...just speaking from experiences within family I guess.

[Left Is Write]

34. Okay....

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

39. That's starting to work - a little....

:hug:

[Discord]

35. Sorry to hear that JJ

Usually on those days I take a toke and just go back to bed. Usually works for me. Hope ya feel better soon!

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, why the long face?"


Smiling yet? :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

42. A little - I'm a little surprised no one has asked me why yet, though.

Are they afraid of me?

[ScreamingMeemie]

43. I don't like to pry....

But if you want to tell me, I'm here to listen. :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

47. Well, it could be one of two things:

Either I put my underwear on backwards this morning or someone is going to another site and telling people personal things about me! I forget which one it is though.

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. Underwear backwads, extremely fixable.

Other site telling people personal things about you? Let us at them. :hug:

I didn't know there was still an "other" site. They must have moved, because the link I had is broken. I just assumed they were gone.

In either case, Hope the day gets going better soon, and alert the person if it's a DUer. :hug:

[MisterP]

102. yes.

*scream* *whimper*

[progmom]

41. Joe sez

Are you having a bad hair day?

[JimmyJazz]

45. OMG - that's too funny.

I still love those little elf ears!

[progmom]

48. Joe sez

I'm making a list of all the reasons I love you.

[progmom]

51. Joe sez

What he hell is Joe saying here, anyway??? :shrug:

[progmom]

53. Joe sez

Let's just go away somewhere...

[JimmyJazz]

58. Thank you puddin'

You have done an excellent job of cheering me up! :toast:

Now I just need to find skittles to kick some ass for me and everything will be fine :D

[progmom]

59. Joe sez

I'd trade these three in for a piece of JimmyJazz any day.

[progmom]

60. Joe and Johnny say

There's room on the seat for you, JJ....

[JimmyJazz]

61. Those are some classic photos you've posted P Mommy!

I can't thank you enough. :yourock:

As does everyone who posted in this thread. It's nice to be thought of in this way :)

Oh and I'm much better now - I've seen the light!

[sundog]

62. However bad you think it may be

I can GUARANTEE my day is equally or more shitty. Guaranteed. Or your money back.

[JimmyJazz]

65. I seriously doubt that, but I'm sorry you are having a bad day as well.

I'll tell you what, I'll even refrain from telling you to bite me today. Deal?

BTW - :loveya: puddin'

[sundog]

70. imagine if you will

a broken down vehicle, a shortage of one of my major daily supplies, a cold that still hasn't fucking gone away, a filling that has fallen out & a dentist appointment that has to be rescheduled (cause I can't make it due to the pos vehicle) but the motherfucking dentist is going on vacation for a week... and there luv, you have a clue as to the quality of my March 15th.

:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

[JimmyJazz]

73. Sheesh and I thought putting my underwear on backwards was bad!

Seriously darling - I'm sorry you are having a bad day - Do I need to send more TaskeyKakes? I will, ya know!

[redqueen]

75. Aww, sundog...

:pals:

Hope you feel better soon.

[Beer Snob-50]

63. do you know what is soft and fuzzy and puts you to sleep?

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the either bunny

did that help?

[JimmyJazz]

66. Oy - what a groaner - thanks

:o

[Debi]

64. Does this help?

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

67. Yes it does - now do you want me to go kick hedges ass for you?

Or should I hire skittles? It's your call.

[Debi]

69. I believe a full-fledged revolt is necessary...

Let us all think of ways to insult the bastard...need new thread...must think of mean things to say about hedges.....call in Skittles and all the DU troops....we will smush hedges...we will crush him....we will annihilate him!!!:nuke: BWAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHAAA

[Aristus]

68. Aw, sweetie, I'm sorry you're in a bad mood.

Here's a hug: :hug:
And here's a joke:

What did the snail say when it rode on the back of the tortoise?

"Wheeeeeeeee!"

:-)

B-)

[yvr girl]

71. Don't make me come over there and tickle you

I'll do it. I really will.

[redqueen]

72. Well I'll try.

At least your boss isn't a raging fucktard who thinks that constant status reports on every single fucking e-mail will somehow make the responses come in faster.

Not in such a great mood myself... sorry! :hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

78. RAGING FUCKTARD???

fucknozzle?? creative uses of the f-bomb on du this morning.

[BikeWriter]

74. I hope you're feeling better by now.

[Taverner]

76. Would it cheer you up if I did my Iggy Pop dance?

Well would it?

[JimmyJazz]

77. Yes - Let's see it RIGHT NOW!

:7

[Taverner]

79. OK - break a bottle and spread the glass

:)

[JimmyJazz]

81. I was just kidding. In reality, I've always kinda found

Iggy a little on the scary side. How about doing the "mashed potato" instead -- or maybe the "twist?"

[jonnyblitz]

80. well snap out of it!

:hug:

[fluffernutter]

82. but how can you be if progmom is going to Boston?

that's reason to smile, no? okay, then maybe this will:

[JimmyJazz]

83. My mood has significantly improved with that announcement -

now if I could just extricate myself from the center of another lounge drama - I'd be in good shape. :hi:

[fluffernutter]

85. what happened?

:hug:

[jonnyblitz]

86. glad to hear that! (mood improvement)

and good luck on that lounge drama extrication thingy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

84. I would try to cheer you up....

But really, what do I care? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

88. .

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

89. Okay! Okay! That made me laugh! Now will you please come here

and fix my computer???? :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. HAHA! Good! Now why do I have to fix your computer?

Did I break it with my stunning beauty?

Or did you just spit all over it?

[immoderate]

91. How's this? We all sometimes need support.

--IMM

[JimmyJazz]

92. That's funny, but not nearly as funny as the story Mrs. Matcom

just told me - which I can't tell of course! She can - but I can't :7

[Shananigans]

93. I wub you sunshine!

Why the bad mood????

[JimmyJazz]

95. nice star and avatar you got yourself there darling!

(it wasn't me)

Meh - too much drama, darling - too much drama!

Where's SOteric with a martini when you need one?

[Shananigans]

99. There's something vewwwy sneaky going on around here....

So what's the deal...why the sad face? I am going to attempt to figure out how to use smileys if it makes you feel better. You can laugh at me in the process!

[JohnKleeb]

94. What's wrong? I'll try

[JimmyJazz]

96. I'll catch up to you later, sweetie.

:hi:

Thanks for asking about me!

[JohnKleeb]

97. Sure just wondering

I feel a little cruddy myself, I got a cut lip.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

98. Here ya go!

Go do this to a freeper... that'll cheer you up!

[JimmyJazz]

101. thanks cutie!

my day is getting better by the minute. Although, I could use a cup of coffee :)

[UdoKier]

100. Really, really, really, really?

Bummer. Bummer. Bummer. Bummer.