Respond to this post, using only cliches.....

[kmla]

Come on people, think outside of the box!

You can do it! Jut take one post at a time!

Adopt a new meme! Shift your paradigm!

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I'm hungry.

[kmla]

25. So hungry you could eat a horse?

Follow da rules, you....

[femmecahors]

46. You can led that horse to water but you can't make him drink.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. You're pushing the envelope, aren't you?

--p!

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Good one.

[skypilot]

3. Seize the day!!!

*

[MADem]

Or as they say in the military, carpe (per) diem...n/t

[KitchenWitch]

4. Optimize your capacity!

Kind of reminds me of my last corporate job, where we played "Bullshit Bingo". At any meeting when these tired cliches were trotted out a few coworkers and I had bingo cards made up...

[skypilot]

37. Capitalize your opacity.

That's my copycat post for the year.:)

[KitchenWitch]

42. that rocks!

wish I had your self control.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer for. (nt)

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Another good one.

[BurtWorm]

34. Oh. My. God.

Great minds.

[BurtWorm]

16. Best. Post. Ever.

You da man!

[BurtWorm]

6. WWJD?

Fuck if I know.

[Sanity Claws]

7. Hell will freeze over before I respond to your message.

[dean_dem]

19. Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

C'mon! Turn that frown upside down!

[Bertha Venation]

8. We're about to turn the corner.

[Bouncy Ball]

17. ...

:grr:

It's hard work turning those corners, though.

[DS1]

9. Get a job!

:argh:

[July]

27. Get a haircut! nt

[kiki]

50. Get bent!

[Rowdyboy]

52. Get a life! n/t

[kiki]

65. Get thee to a nunnery!

[Runcible Spoon]

10. hang in there baby!

the grass is always greener on the other side!

[Worst Username Ever]

11. Lets touch base on this later.

[Bouncy Ball]

18. I HATE THAT ONE!!!

[Worst Username Ever]

22. You will not reach 10K posts today!

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

[Trillo]

12. Shove it

[giant_robot]

13. OK, I'll bring my "A" game!

I'll step up and execute.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Bring it!

Oh it's been broughted!!!

[giant_robot]

35. LOL!

Don't make me open this!

[Left Is Write]

21. Better get your ducks in a row.

[ashmanonar]

23. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

:D

[pres2032]

24. I'm game! I'll give 110% percent!

[Debi]

31. Jinx

x(

[Debi]

26. I'll give it 110%, Man!

:thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. nice strawman

[redqueen]

29. Work smarter, not harder!

Ugh...

[Richardo]

30. As soon as I get my ducks in a row...

...I'll take ownership of that initiative and shoot you some deliverables.

[deutsey]

32. All these posts prove that birds of a feather stick together.

[Stop_the_War]

33. All's well that ends well

[femmecahors]

38. It's not over until the fat lady sings.

[4_Legs_Good]

36. You're bored, and as we know: The devil's hands are idle playthings

They're very good hands...



david

[femmecahors]

41. The devil's in the details.

[underpants]

39. I'm just here to help the team. Taking it one game at a time

:bounce:

[MnFats]

40. It's a win-win situation! Perhaps even a...`

...win-win-win situation!!!

[femmecahors]

43. How will the winner take all then?

[Speck Tater]

44. I wouldn't touch this thread with a ten foot pole.

In fact, wild horses couldn't drag me into responding so I won't post ANY response until hell freezes over.

[UdoKier]

45. I'm gonna have to put this thread on the back burner.

My plate is really full right now.

[femmecahors]

47. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

[MnFats]

48. REGIONAL Cliches! Minnesotans:

"Dat don't sound like such a good deal for ya, den."

[kiki]

49. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day...

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Richardo]

Clearly, at the end of the day....

...we're being proactive on this thread.

[UrbScotty]

54. When push comes to shove, we're being proactive 24/7.

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

51. D'oh!

dupe!

[terrya]

53. You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

Well, that's a Dorothy Parker cliche. :-)

[UrbScotty]

55. Is the Pope Catholic?

Now that you mention it, do pigs fly?

[NNadir]

56. If a bear shits in the woods you can't lead him to water, um, um...

a fool and his country are soon partied, um, I, mean, we won't get fooled again!

[meow2u3]

57. I'm giving 110%

Everything happens for a reason.

[fluffernutter]

58. when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

[liontamer]

59. well this just takes the cake

get back to work!

[mcscajun]

60. This thread can benefit from the "continuous improvement" model

All we need to do is empower our posters to embrace change and we can grow the thread in a positive direction.

(borrowing from Monty Python and Dilbert):
And now, My Head Will Explode!
:nuke:

[Swede]

61. Have your people contact my people.

Let's do lunch.

[bobthedrummer]

62. When the going gets tough the tough get going.

[NoPasaran]

63. It's on!

[Ladyhawk]

64. A bird in the hand is worth a penny for your thoughts...

...or um, uh...a stitch in time keeps your pants from falling down...uh, erm...the fire, the hewer...people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones in the nude...