HELP WANTED: Law-abiding citizens need not apply.

[caledesi]

Stop your bitchin' about not having a job. There are some great upscale, high-paying, exciting jobs out there. You just have to break the law to qualify.

Position: Political Talk-Show Host

Qualifications: Must have at least a felony. Must be expert paper shredder. Excellent sales person - must be able to sell arms for hostages. Must be good liar. Must be short in stature. Must have total disregard for the Constitution. Being a traitor and drug smuggling is a plus.

Education: Whatever.

Military: Must be at least a colonel in rank. Must possess evidence of blood shed for multiple decorations, including two Purple Hearts, the Silver Star, and the Bronze Star.

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I am going to be posting a hopefully funny Help-Wanted ad every night. One caveat - must be feeling well. (As most of you know, I don't always feel great w/ my illness).

edit: forgot stuff

[mark414]

1. is that from ollie north's resume?

[caledesi]

2. Googled to get "the scoop" on Ollie. nt

edit: usual stuff

[sasquatch]

3. Rush is sort of like all 4 of those guys on "Trainspotting" rolled into 1

The main character- is a crooked salesman.
Sick Boy- Rush did lose his hearing on his own actions.
That blonde haired guy- He steals anything and everything.
The guy with the mustache- Just fucks over eveyone he runs into.

[caledesi]

4. Guess you missed my post from last night.

Intend to give DUers a laugh nightly. (Shouldn't be too hard w/ all the repug thugs for material).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2834932&mesg_id=2834932

Check it out. This is Rush.