Saturday Night Earworm

[Sannum]

Well we’re movin on up, to the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

Well we’re movin on up, to the East Side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up to the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. Sorry, you can't do that to me...

I was just playing around on amazon, and now have...

Nights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I’ve written,
Never meaning to send.

Beauty I’d always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I can’t say anymore.

’cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.

Gazing at people,
Some hand in hand,
Just what I’m going thru
They can understand.

Some try to tell me
Thoughts they cannot defend,
Just what you want to be
You will be in the end,

And I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.

Nights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I’ve written,
Never meaning to send.

Beauty I’d always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I can’t say anymore.

’cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.

’cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.
Oh, how, I love you.

in my head, which is a helluvalot better than what you tried to cram in there!!! :P

[tridim]

2. I got mine last night from Family Guy

This one does it for me every time, same with "We're off on the road to Rhode Island". It's such a perfect song.

"You've Got a Lot to See"

The '60s brought the hippie breed
And decades later things have changed indeed
We lost the values but we kept the weed
You've got a lot to see

The Reagan years have laid the frame
For movie stars to play the White House game
We're not too far from voting Feldman Haim
You've got a lot to see

The town of Vegas
Has got a different face 'cause it's a family place with lots to do
Where in the '50s
A man could mingle with scores of all the seediest whores
Well now his children can too

You heard it from the canine's mouth
The country's changed that is except the South
And you'll agree

No one really knows my dear lady friend
Just quite how it all will end (Shows a tarot card with GW Bush on it)
So hurry 'cause you've got a lot to see

The baldness gene was cause for dread
But that's a fear that you can put to bed
They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
You've got a lot to see

The PC age has moved the bar
A word like redneck is a step too far
The proper term is Country Music Star
You've got a lot to see

Our flashy cell phones
Make people mumble, "Gee whiz look how important he is his life must rule"
You'll get a tumor
But on your surgery day the doc will see it and say,
"Wow you must really be cool"

There's lots of things you may have missed
Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist
Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye
That awesome ThunderCats cartoon
Neil Armstrong landing on the moon
Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he the trumpet guy?

So let's go see the USA
They'll treat you right unless you're black or gay
Or Cherokee

But you can forgive the world and its flaws
And follow me there because
You've still got a hell of a lot to see

You've got ... a ... lot ... to ... ... SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!