What *can't* you do?

[dolo amber]

I can not whistle. I can make some sort of cat-being-strangled sound whilst blowing out if I concentrate, and I can make sort of a pitiful atonal sound sucking in...But carry a tune? Fuggetabouit.

[RetroLounge]

1. Not much good at whistling.

But Hedges taught me to lick my eyebrows...

RL

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I can't constrict my anal sphincter in just the right way to turn all

my shit into little statues of Abe Vigoda.

[dolo amber]

8. God, what are you, some kinda freak?

I thought everyone could do that... :wtf:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. It's embarassing, but I felt it was time to admit it.

:cry:

[dolo amber]

14. Well, in the interest of honesty, my Abe Vigodas are kinda weak

My Hal Lindens, however, are teh r0x0r!!

[EstimatedProphet]

34. I can't stop my leg

I can't stop my leg...babe
(harmonica)
Now let's see if anyone gets this reference!

[dolo amber]

42. Oh dear ...

Are you my dad? :o

(My dad *loves* that bit. :D)

[babylonsister]

19. ROFLMAO! For the record, I can't either!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. I can't whistle, either

I can't drive a stick shift. Most tragically, I can't have children. Whaddya gonna do?

[Hans Delbrook]

24. Wow, I can't whistle or drive a stick either

And I don't want kids.

Also, I can't ski, skate, or find Brad Pitt all that attractive.

[sakabatou]

4. I can't run

Damn you knees! Damn you to Hell!

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I can't get enough of your love, babe.

Or something.

[bigwillq]

6. I can't whistle either

I can't sing.

Singing is one thing I really wish I can do.

[chicagojoe]

7. I can't see the woods for the trees.

[steve2470]

9. I can't shoot a bow and arrow straight to save my Godfersaken soul

tis true.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I see your problem. You're only supposed to shoot the arrow.

The bow stays in your hand.

[steve2470]

12. Oh, so THAT's what I was doing wrong

(slaps forehead) ok, archery range here I come !

joking of course.

[TroubleMan]

13. I can do anything for love.......but I can't do that.....

When he sang that he was talking about losing weight.



No....not a fat actress reference either.

[fluffernutter]

15. i'm a pretty sucky whistler and i can't take care of

a live plant to save my life.

[dolo amber]

16. Oh geez, me either

My poor green friends die an undignified death in my presence. :cry:

[fluffernutter]

17. i know, it's sad, but true.

friends bring me plants and i send them back home with them saying i just saved their lives.

[babylonsister]

23. Windows? Sun? Water? You need

an intervention!

[fluffernutter]

25. i know! and i love plants.

i want a sunroom someday with lots of them in it.

i will have to be living with someone who can take care of them if i do though.

[babylonsister]

30. Don't. Give.

Up. :bounce:

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

18. I can not listen to the Beatles

Drug music is not a good thing to listen to.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. I cannot understand the allure of "rap" "music"

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I can't make a pancake that's worth a damn

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. sing.. whistle..

[DS1]

26. I can't jam and rock fucking out like Dave Mustaine

Dammit

[dolo amber]

28. Maybe, but you can look secksy in a mullet

How many people can say that? :shrug: :D

[DS1]

39. hehehe, not many

:-)

[MrSlayer]

33. Neither can he anymore, don't feel bad.

Dave lost it in 1992.

[DS1]

40. But I have seen Slayer

and Megadeth, and Pantera, and Overkill, and Suicidal Tendencies, and Testament, and Judas Priest, and Stone Temple Pilotsm and Primus, etc etc

[fluffernutter]

27. i can't make jello.

i am a great cook, really. but for some reason, i just can not make a decent bowl of friggin JELLO!

[samplegirl]

36. LOL LOL LOL

I cant make Jello either!!!!!!!!!I made it once and threw it outside
in the snow i got to mad.......it stayed there for 2 weeks.
Mine belongs in those gumball machines as slime.

[samplegirl]

37. I cant juggle

and i cant do video games i can do a cartwheel though if that counts.

[Catchawave]

29. The double salchow.....

or anything else related to ice skating...but I can do everything else mentioned so far :hurts: <-----always wanted to use this guy <wink>

Edit for spelling, which I can't do either!

[SamanthaJones]

31. I can't make my 13 year old dog

stop humping the legs of strangers in the street. :shrug:

[NMDemDist2]

32. sounds like my whistle, except I can't even do the cat strangle sound

i can only get noise on the inhale

50 years old and I never did get the hang of it

[SarahB]

35. I'm awful at sports.

Any team sport is likely to involve me getting hit in the head with a ball. I was reminded earlier I can roller skate well, so apparently (and oddly enough), I am only coordinated when there are wheels on my feet. :silly:

[solinvictus]

38. Bake biscuits, cakes, or anything else..

I'm not good with baked things.

[sundog]

41. yeah, but you're a freak

so why should I consider what dolo can't do?

:P

[dolo amber]

50. It's ok if you're too embarrassed to

admit what *YOU* can't do, dear. No one is judging you. :hug:

:P

[sundog]

52. lmao

you promised not to discuss it on here :cry:

:P

[JimmyJazz]

43. I can't bake a chocolate chip cookie.

I can't wink my right eye, only my left.

[sundog]

54. wow that's pretty lame

If I do say so myself

:wtf: They do have pre-made cookie dough for special students of cooking

[progmom]

58. I gotta agree.

Chocolate chip cookies are probably the first thing I learned to make.
Does JimmyJazz have trouble following directions? :shrug:

[sundog]

60. It's because she's only 2 feet tall...

she can't reach the brown sugar in the pantry...

combined with bad childhood memories that make her run & hide every time someone opens an oven door :P

[progmom]

44. I seem to be physically unable to accomplish anything on time

:shrug:

[Heidi]

45. Recite "The Little Engine That Could" by heart.

Sometimes I think I can but, sadly, I cannot.

[latteromden]

46. I can't make eggs without burning them - what?

I don't know why, but I've NEVER been able to make any kind of eggs without ruining them somehow.

[William Bloode]

47. I can't legally...

Grow fields of marijuana, and thats what i always did best :(

[Discord]

48. I can't tolerate...

intentional ignorance.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

49. I can't do handstands

Never ever.

[Nobody]

51. I can't donate sperm

Perhaps it's because I don't have testicles.

[barackmyworld]

53. I don't know how to drive

I live in Chicago, and now I'l at school so I have no use for it.

[tjwmason]

55. Talk like King George

I'm just useless at faking a Texan accent - whereas he is a damn master; and I have this strange tendancy to pronounce words in the English language, rather than mix them up in bizzare new combinations.

More seriously, I cannot play any sport which involves contact with a moving ball. Football, rugby, cricket, tennis, table-tennis, hockey; I've tried the lot and am useless. I'm not too bad at croquet as the ball is stationary when one hits it, but I always play with a gin and tonic to hand so my game may not retain its high standard throughout.

[RandomKoolzip]

56. I cannot put my elbow in my ear.

[Reverend_Smitty]

57. I can't skip...

Seriously...I can do 1 or 2 steps and BAM right back into gallop mode

[hfojvt]

59. I can't do anything better than you

no you can't - - - hey wait a minute

[JohnKleeb]

61. ask girls out, duuuuuuuh

[hfojvt]

62. you can do that

it is just very, very painful. Much like going off a high dive.

[JohnKleeb]

63. I cant do that either, that is go off a high dive

No, I really do have a hard time asking people out, sigh its so hard.

[hfojvt]

66. do you think I have not been there?

I was 28 before I got my first date. Think you can beat that record? Then again, if anyone had told me that I would date women as pretty as I did, I would have thought they were crazy. Of course, I am almost 43 and it still is not any easier. It would be easier to walk up to a stranger and ask them to put a pie in my face and certainly no less humiliating.

[benny05]

64. Play any Sport Well

except volleyball, and it's been awhile since I did that

[ffm172]

65. I can't dance

I have no feeling for rythm whatsoever so my "dancing" always looks kinda funny.

[Left Is Write]

67. I cannot curl my tongue.

[WindRavenX]

68. I cannot whistle

I cannot drive
I cannot watch a Red Sox game for more than 3 minutes before I get very very angry :grr:

[Shananigans]

69. I cannot whistle with my fingers...

I also cannot lick my elbow, stand on my head or stop spending money ;)