180 And the Screaming Chocolate Bar. - Democratic Underground

oneighty

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Sun Mar-20-05 10:56 AM
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180 And the Screaming Chocolate Bar.

Hershey Milk Chocolate Bar (76 cents on sale).

It was innocent setting over there on the other side of the room safely out of my reach. But the Hershey bar grew lonely and whispered quietly; "Eat me". And getting no response it whispered louder "Eat me". Soon it was screaming out "EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME" the sound echoing off of wall and ceiling.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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mcscajun

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Sun Mar-20-05 10:59 AM
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1. You should have known what it had in mind for you...

...when it started whispering "Buy me, buy me" in the store.

Evil stuff, that chocolate. Insidious, evil.

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