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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 05:53 PM
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I live in a persistent vegatative state.
It's called Florida.

Big selection of vegetables too. We have Jeb, Bill Nelson, Kathrine Harris, Mel Martinez, Jim Davis.

What to do?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 05:55 PM
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1. Puree them
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 05:57 PM
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2. They might be good steamed with a little butter and garlic sauce
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 05:58 PM
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3. I don't think even garlic
Could take the stench off of Kathrine Harris!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 05:58 PM
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4. you are probably right
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 06:01 PM
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5. We need to find a garbage disposer big enough to handle the load
:bounce: :bounce:
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 06:10 PM
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6. I suggest tossing them in olive oil and roasting them...slowly.
Very slowly.

Or better yet, just toss 'em. Out. The Window.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 06:12 PM
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7. Doesn't Bush's buddy
Do that to his opponents in Uzbekistan?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 06:14 PM
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8. Perhaps those veggies are fodder for the compost heap?
May make excellent fertilizer
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 06:50 PM
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10. Not Katherine
With all that makeup, she's got to be a biohazard.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-20-05 06:46 PM
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9. Pull the plug.
Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 06:47 PM by Hand
Would that it were that easy!
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