You have to hear this!

[MuseRider]

The Operations manager for a Jack in The Box calls in to tell them he will be late for a meeting and witnesses an accident, here is his report. LOL, this is really funny

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

[Pithlet]

1. Oh my god.

You can't help but laugh right along with him. Hilarioius.

[MuseRider]

2. I know.

It is funny all by itself but his laughing is so contagious that I also could not help but laugh and the picture of those little old ladies that he was going to tell off, well... Don't screw with the little old ladies, they are always tougher than they look.

[babylonsister]

3. That was GREAT! Had me laughing out loud, too! NT

[fleabert]

4. I think that has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

Ever hear of helping someone out? Fuck. If it's not fake, then it's disgusting. I don't condone violence perpetrated by anyone. The pepper spray alone would have been sufficient. wtf? why is this funny again?

[MuseRider]

6. Well

I do agree to a point but I have been on the receiving end of one of these kinds of guys once before and if I had pepper spray I would have used it as he came through the window of my car, grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me half way out. He almost knocked me silly before he took off as people stopped to help me. My big mistake? I was in front of him, signaled and turned and took the gas pump he wanted. HE was in a hurry. Sorry, I think it is hilarious and I do not condone violence normally. BTW, I don't think these ladies needed help.

[fleabert]

7. LOL. I think the GUY needed help!

I have been in the same situation, sort of. i got smacked across the face for not going fast enough (I was going 10 over the speed limit) on a one lane road. He got out at the stop light and smacked me. No one came up to be a witness or anything. He got away with it, even though I got the license plate, and he admitted he did it when the cops showed up at his house. they refused to arrest without a witness.

i still think the ladies went overboard, if it even happened at all. sounds fake to me.

[MuseRider]

11. Yes

I was kinda thinking it was fake too and even though I would freak myself if I saw something like this for some reason I found it pretty funny. Probably his laugh. It reminded me of the laugh of one of the Car Talk guys who make me laugh even when nothing is funny. :shrug: Who knows.

[Redstone]

10. Lighten up, would you? It's just a damn joke!!!!!!!

Redstone

[fleabert]

14. if it were a joke, I'd be laughing. I thought it was stupid.

to each their own. I think it tries to make fun of something that I don't find particularly funny, pain and violence. The guy sounds like an idiot to me.

[Lex]

5. Seems totally fake to me.

Why doesn't he help?

Why are there no other noises on the recording (the sirens for example)?

[brainshrub]

9. That's a good point.

Spoil-sport. :P

[RagingInMiami]

8. So how did this conversation happen to wind up on tape?

I'm not buying it.

[RebelOne]

16. It was voice mail. That's always a recording. n/t

[Redstone]

12. MuseRider, despite what any of the

Moralist Lecturers, Sticks In The Mud, Schoolmarmish Tut-Tutters, Insisters On Verification, or any other people who like to piss on parades may say, I thought that was the funniest goddamn thing I've heard in months.

Don't let the people who can't stand the idea of other people having a laugh keep you from posting this kind of stuff in the future, if you come across it.

I'll appreciate it, and I'll take your back when those folks get on your case. We could all use a good laugh once in a while, yes?

Redstone

[Lex]

13. Just because it's fake doesn't mean it's not funny. n/t

[fleabert]

15. I never said for Muse Rider not to post again...

I just said it wasn't funny to me. and that it sounded fake.

Signed,
Stick in the Mud Moralist Tut Tutter.

ps-I thought the recording of the woman calling 911 for her poorly constructed hamburger was hilarious.

edited to add the bit about the burger...to prove that I do find some things funny!