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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:46 AM
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All the problems and dilemmas of my life, solved!
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:51 AM
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1. And this solves everything . . . how?
:shrug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:52 AM
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I dont know
She's also convinced that teenage guys are more perverted than teenage girls.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:57 AM
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8. Both are perverted, but I think the boys have the edge.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:58 AM
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9. I dunno some things, man somethings
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:01 AM
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10. Like sex and the city . . . dayum. The first time I watched that . . .
:wow:

No wonder the girls love it.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:02 AM
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12. I never saw that show
I am beginning to think I am a teen guy in a teen guy's body who wants to be in a girl's body :D.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:05 AM
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13. I'm a lesbian in a man's body, but I'd like being a woman for a day
Just to . . . um, try some things out. :D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:07 AM
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15. You and me both sw-dude
I hate the fem variation of my name though :). Its so bland, I can afford to have a bland name as a guy.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:11 AM
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18. I've met a woman with my name before . . . which kinda surprised me.
Evidently Kyle is unisex in addition to being Irish. :shrug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:13 AM
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19. Ive heard of ones with your name yeah
rare but I dont know any girls named John. My name is ever so bland. I wonder if that beach town below has surfer, student, and skater girls we could score with :).
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:15 AM
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23. Mmmmmm, surfer girls. *drool*
Nothing wrong with John though. You could always change it to Ivan. :shrug:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:16 AM
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24. Ivan.. the male version of Ivanna.
;)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:17 AM
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26. Ivanna is the fem form of Ivan
and Ivanna get some sleep soon.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:18 AM
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28. No, Ivan = male version of Ivanna
Sorry. :P

You should get some sleep, I won't be offended if you leave. :)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:19 AM
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31. see below I am leaving
I am soooooo tired.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:18 AM
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27. Or the Russian version of John.
:D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:19 AM
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29. and this John is going to bed
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:19 AM
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30. Night Kleeb.
:hi:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:52 AM
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2. If you have to ask.
I'm insane. :crazy:
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:56 AM
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6. I did see the results of your insanity test earlier.
I didn't surprise me one bit. :silly:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:53 AM
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3. Nooooooooooooooooooooo
I'll have nothing resembling a date in Boston now, just a 40 something gay guy who calls himself Kate.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:55 AM
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4. No, no!
See I'm a 40ish gay man trapped inside a young girls body. You know how some people say they're a woman trapped in mans body and visa versa?

Same thing, now I understand life all the better. :D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:56 AM
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5. I am soooooo confused
I think I am gonna go dress up as a punk girl then blast the Adagio :cry:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 03:56 AM
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7. This makes me feel
confused and strange inside. :crazy:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:01 AM
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11. Just remember....
No matter what I am inside, I still look like this outside(because appearance matters :crazy:).

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:06 AM
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14. I'm jealous...
I am a 40ish gay man and if I had a young girl's body, I'd be SCORIN' with the surfers and skaters here in town. WOOHOO!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:08 AM
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16. HAHA!
Surfers and skaters you say? Hmm......... can I come visit? :evilgrin:

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:11 AM
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17. sure!
this town is FULL of hotties. The three S's... surfers, skaters, students.

I have a hot tub, too.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:13 AM
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20. Ok! Let me do a little toning up, and I'll be down for swim suit season.
:P
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:13 AM
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21. Do the three S's come in female form too?
Do they?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:14 AM
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22. indeed they do!
Lots of beautiful women here, too, or so I'm told.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:16 AM
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25. You best not be lying because those are my kind of girls
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:24 AM
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32. It's a California beach town
with a university.

Whaddya think?
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