How do you steal with dress?

[BikeWriter]

Hey, I know it's lame, but it's a copy cat. So sue me!

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. You better make sure you got fine lookin' legs first off!

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

2. Oh, thanks for the response. I was afraid this lame topic would die!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. You're welcome. I thought it was funny.

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

7. Cool, thank you, Ma'am. :-)

[tjwmason]

3. Should I wax/shave them first?

They don't look too bad, but they do have hair.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Shave them. Waxing just isn't worth the pain.

:hi:

[tjwmason]

6. Thanks for the advice

I'd better avoid plunging neck-lines as I really can't be bothered to shave my chest as well.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Try the layered look.

It's hot right now. :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

9. Two words- hoop skirt

I know from experience that going into Radio Shack dressed as little bo peep can get you several wide screen TVs!

:P

[Sugar Smack]

10. also, you should watch the Jane's Addiction video

"been caught stealing" over & over & over & over.

[BikeWriter]

11. GrandMother, what big teeth you have.

Oops, wrong story!

[Sugar Smack]

12. The secret lies in being very slick-

ya "whoosh" in and "whoosh" out, maybe with a few funny glances.

[BikeWriter]

13. Sounds good to me! :-)

[BikeWriter]

14. One question...

Wouldn't my 18" long white beard clash with the hoop skirt?

[Sugar Smack]

17. NO!!!NO!!! See, you're being slick, there-

You've honed the art of distraction down to a razor edge! It's perfect, you can pull off any caper with that ensemble. First, the employees of the store look at you, then they look at each other and confer. WHILE they're conferring, you take that moment to put the pineapple up the hoop skirt!

[BikeWriter]

18. Pineapple? I like pineapples but...

I wouldn't want to steal one. ;(

[miss_kitty]

15. ok copy cat person-but here's a real answer-

fake leg. My dad had an aunt with a fake leg. She'd take stuff into the dressing room and stuff it down her prosthetic. And it was just for sport too. They were a well-off family...

[BikeWriter]

16. Good answer, Miss Kitty! Thank you. :-)

[KitchenWitch]

19. cool word play!