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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:14 PM
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I can't keep all of you straight people anymore
Someone is simply going to have to go gay or move out.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:15 PM
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1. What about those of a particular bent?
Some are even crooked while some are just plain out of shape.


Why must you label people so?







;)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:17 PM
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2. But if you kick them out, they'll kill wild birds.
:o
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:21 PM
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4. ROFLMAO!
Edited on Tue Apr-05-05 12:22 PM by Modem Butterfly
:spray:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:20 PM
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3. I'm 25 years ahead of you
Though it was rather more recently that I realised.

Does this mean that I can stay?
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:31 PM
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5. Absolutely
The Landlord says we can keep all the gay people we want, but the straight people are simply hell on property values.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:55 PM
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6. YAYS.
:bounce: :woohoo:

I promise the landlord that the property values will sky-rocket after we start to redecorate the entire neighbourhood - and I promise to keep the little brothel quiet.
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