WTF? Who pissed these squirrels off?

[Bunny]

Dear God, they've gone insane. Lock up your wives and children!

Surface to air missile?:



A killing machine:



Ma and Pa Squirrel - it's a family thing:



He's only paranoid because everyone is out to get him:



He'll claw you to death if his gun jams:



Storing up ammo:

[demnan]

1. Not only that

the damn thing shat on the bird feeder.

[fleabert]

2. squirrels seem to be getting more agressive these days.

must be something in the nuts...



"RAWWWRRRR"

(although I think these might be chipmonks, the squirrels are just a bad influence I guess.)

[underpants]

3. All I can say is -Don't ask don't tell

On this bright sunny Virginia morning I went out onto the front porch to enjoy my first cup of coffee and as I looked around the birds were chirping and flying about the squirrels were playing the trees and running across the telephone lines as they always do when I caught something out of the corner of my eye:

Amongst the bushes on the other side of the next apartment building I see two squirrels in an absolute throw down. Their are body slamming each other and twisting to and fro one gaining what appears to be the advantage and then the other one gets on top ......and then they disappear....

Then in front of the steps leading from the sidewalk to our apartment building I see two other squirrels. One squirrel jumps on the back of the other one and seems to be pushing it towards a nearby tree...after a couple seconds of that the other squirrel makes a lightning quick reversal and now IT is pushing the other squirrel towards the tree.....suddenly they break both staring in different directions and without even so much as a look to each other the slowly head off each on their own way....

Either we have a rare subset of the squirrel population or "some people" need to reassess what they think is "natural" and "normal".

Yes it is SPRINGTIME again.








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[LynneSin]

4. I know where this squirrel stores his nuts

[ChickMagic]

8. We had one like that on our back porch

We named him Testicles (pronounced like Hercules).

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. It's the sign of the coming times, squirrels are fighting back...

...all hail the Squirrelocracy.

I for one welcome our squirrel overlords. I can be very useful for rounding up other human capitives to work on the squirrel nut planations.

[tridim]

6. I'm with ya

Honestly I don't understand why some people hate squirrels.. Sure, they get into the bird feeder, but that's because they're smart. If you don't love squirrels, sit down for an hour one day and observe them.. I guarantee you'll LOL more than once. They are absolute clowns.

[fudge stripe cookays]

7. The are indeed hilarious.

But not when they eat my bulbs. then I get pretty cranky. Especially the tulips!

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