Prediction: I will be the next pope

[dave29]

Warning: I have never been right, but I have a feeling I may get the nod. I've been told I look really good in hats.

[dave29]

1. All hail the new pope

?

c'mon folks, I want to feel holy.

[Mizmoon]

2. WIll you make marijuana a sacrament?

Please?

[dave29]

4. Yes, I shall replace all "please rise" references in prayerbooks to

"please take a toke," my faithful congregant.

[saltpoint]

3. Dave29, this is UNCANNY! I had a vision that you WOULD be --

-- the next Pope.

It could not have been more clear and certain.

You are the new Holy Father.

Hot damn!

& congratulations. I'm glad it's a liberal this time!

[dave29]

5. Thanks, I'm wicked excited.

I'm gonna have a blast

[tjwmason]

6. Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum! Habemus Papam.

Eminentissimus et Reverendissimus Dominus, Dominus Dave Sanctae Romanae Ecclesiae Cardinalis 29 Qui sibi accipit nomen DUer.

I do hope that you bring back the triple tiara jobby. They look so fab.

[dave29]

7. Dominea Gatos Sanctae La Dentista Spectaculare

In the name of the father, his kids, and the friendly ghost.

[tjwmason]

12. Any chance of a nice sinecure in Rome?

Having given you my heartfelt support; I think that the least I could get is a cushy job with a gorgeous outfit that goes with it.

[KitchenWitch]

8. And I thought all along that Dookus was going to get the nod

from the Cardinal Conclave!

[dave29]

9. Dookus Nodem Negatore

per secret scripture privy only to me

[KitchenWitch]

10. dayum

I will just have to throw my support behind you then!

[dave29]

11. Thanks.

I need all the support I can get. This religion thing is hard work!