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who knows maybe they will pick me up like the Plaid Adder
You hear about this bitch Housewife who has come out and saidWell my hummer H-2 is too small to go to both wal-mart, pick up my kids from soccer practice, and hold my W04 sticker collection." First A few things about this woman A. she is a fucking moron, B. She is a fucking moron, and C. her husband is unhappier than Al Bundy. What she does is she gets a CDL (commercial drivers license) and a fucking big-rig with full sleeper cab!!!!!! Next she buys a 40 foot trailer for it Drpos in a $5,000 Plasma screen TV, and $8,500 worth of furnature. LADY, YOUR GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE AND PICKING THE KIDS UP FROM SOCCER PRACTICE, NOT SHIPPING LARGE AMMOUNTS OF GOODS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, IF A HUMMER H-2 IS TOO SMALL FOR YOUR LITTER OF CHILDREN AND THE AMMOUNT OF CONSUMEABLES YOU REQUIRE DAILY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CLOSE YOUR LEGS INSTEAD OF OPENING YOUR HUSBANDS CHECK BOOK AND I KNOW YOU DONT WORK FOR ANY OF THE MONEY YOU SPEND CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS BITCH ABOUT WAL-MART AND SOCCER PRACTICE.
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