If You Could Be Any Kind of Tree, What Kind of Tree Would You Be?

[Placebo]

I'd be a bonzai tree.

Because they're small...and cool.

[Thurston Howell IV]

1. Whichever tree gets chopped down the least,

I'll be that tree.

[blockhead]

21. i'd be a hard wood...

...and my wife, a pussy willow.

[napi21]

2. I'd be a Southern Pine!

so I could spit that disgusting yellow pollen all over my enemies every spring!

[tuvor]

3. I'm not a tree fan, but lately I've taken a shine to Harry Lauder's...

...Walking Stick.

[LynzM]

4. I would be....

A tree in a park, that provides shade for a picnic table, where people gather to share good food and laughter and friendship :D

[Placebo]

7. hahahaha!

okay you teacher's pet :D

[LynzM]

12. LOL

Yeah, well.... :P Somebody's gotta give that answer :D Have you read The Giving Tree? Was the first thing that came to mind when I read this thread...

[booley]

5. A Trifid

so then i go from planet to planet using meteors to blind and devour the native population! with my poisenose stinger darts!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAA.

hey, you got your dreams, i got mine.

[Solly Mack]

6. "What Tree Did You Fall From?" (your tree by your birth date)

http://www.wowzone.com/whattree.htm

I'm a cypress (by the chart)

I love Crepe Myrtles.

[LynzM]

9. This says I'm a weeping willow....

"WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner."

That's accurate in some ways, not in others. I definitely love to travel :D

[Placebo]

11. That chart is dead accurate for me.

Jul 05 to Jul 14

Fir Tree (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

[peekaloo]

18. Cool. Maple Tree and it's fairly accurate.

but I hate the syrup. Guess cannibalism ain't my thang. :D

[GOPisEvil]

23. A fig tree. Interesting!

I'm Greek...and figs are big there. Plus, I just planted a fig tree in my back yard. Wow!

[Champ]

8. Pine

Because they are my favorite.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. I love oak trees, so maybe one of those, or perhaps a jacaranda tree.

The jacarandas are pretty common in Florida and California. I understand that the ones here in CA are bigger and more majestic than the ones in FL. Every spring, they are covered with tiny, blue flowers. It rather looks like blue haze from a distance. Whole neighborhoods have them along the streets, and they are magnificent!

[CubsFan1982]

13. I'd want to be a sequoia, or redwood.

Tall, thick, and long-lasting.

[Briarius]

14. a bristlecone pine

[Placebo]

16. That's one cool lookin' tree.

:wow:

[Briarius]

17. yea, the grain is awesome!

all twisted and complex

[JVS]

15. Savage walking moster tree!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

19. a money tree

[saltpoint]

20. Hurricane Palm.

[hue]

22. A Mountain Ash!

Delicate flowers in spring!
Ferny leaves in summer--sunlight filters through!
Clumps of tasty orange berries in late summer/fall--birds love 'em!

[Lilith Velkor]

24. Charyou tree!

Come reap!