Well, I just scared the ever lovin' shit out of a waitress

[HEyHEY]

We were paying and she says..."So what are you all up to tonight."

I was just trying to be a smartass and I said, "Well I hate humanity, so I think I'll go out and kill someone."

Only I didn't mean to say "Kill someone" I was trying to think of something twisted...but in funny way.... for some reason that came out.


Everyone at our table was dead silent.

[redsoxliberal]

1. lmfao

I hate it when stuff like that happens to me.

[Left Is Write]

2. Oops. Better watch for a police tail tonight.

[mongo]

3. May I suggest someone?

He has a 3 hour radio show and a TV show on Fox with an Alien as a co-anchor...

[lpbk2713]

4. Next time she'll serve you decaf.................... n/t

[nytemare]

5. Maybe you scared your friend's wife that way, too!

That answers all the earlier questions!

:)

[jukes]

6. freudian slip? n/t

[HEyHEY]

12. Nah, just reacting too quickly to thought process

[ofrfxsk]

7. When I was a waitress, I would have sat my ass down with y'all

That's too funny! Where were you then?

[HEyHEY]

11. At the table

[shesemsmom]

8. WHOA!!!!!!

it's a wonder she didn't call the cops. Or the people with the jackets. What did she say.

[HEyHEY]

10. She just looked at me

Lucky my friend explain that I was a strange person

[Lilith Velkor]

9. Hope you gave her a good tip.

Back in my waitressing days, I didn't mind the weirdos as long as they tipped good.

[Floogeldy]

13. It's all about you

You are a star.

[HEyHEY]

14. .....

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