Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

[matcom]

[mr_hat]

1. You mean, down there?

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. What?

I know you showered this morning! Right now my office is at least 85 degrees, and I have my fan blasting on me! So, I am not feeling the freshest!

[yvr girl]

3. Are you guys going to fight in the Lounge again?

I love that.

[matcom]

5. wouldn't YOU like to know!

just because i knocked you up now you think you can come between me and my wife? x(

[yvr girl]

10. Was I speaking to you?

I think not.

[matcom]

12. last time you spoke to me you called me

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!"

[yvr girl]

15. In your dreams, maybe

I think it went more like this, "What was that?" "That's it?"

[matcom]

16. and then my seed went to work

and now we get to go see the world's LARGEST BALL OF TWINE!! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

18. I'm leaving the spawn with you when I'm in Boston.

I need my freedom.

BTW, Kleeb really wants to know who his mommy is. I don't think he believes that it's Pitt. Pitt also said something about you being the 'catcher' - he's always talking about sports.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

20. LMAO

That was funny!

[Mrs.Matcom]

19. not today

Sorry, I am almost done with work. I leave at 4 so I have 15 minutes to go. Some one hogs the computer at home, so I just read the posts there. One day I may go out and buy my own computer! Maybe tomorrow we will fight for you :-)

[yvr girl]

22. That would be swell

Can't you give that someone a 'Honey do list?'

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. No.

I douche regularly.

[matcom]

7. well, you ARE what you douche

or so they say

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I am Blue-Jay?

:shrug:

[matcom]

26. OUCH!!

you must be a big woman!

[JVS]

6. Ever get that "cottage cheese is growing in my crotch" feeling?

:scared:

[Jessica]

9. Ew!

x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Only on Tuesdays.

And during White Sox games.

[chickenscratching]

24. it's called smegma

here: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smegma

[JVS]

30. I was speaking of a feminine variety

[chickenscratching]

31. smegma is both male and female n/t

[Debi]

13. Is this a bodily function thread?

I just don't know :wtf:

[matcom]

14. its an Enigma

[Debi]

17. This is an enigma

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. Wow, you got that right...

What the hell is this pic? WHY is this pic?

[Debi]

28. for those who can't decide?

:shrug:

(I just went to photobucket and typed in enigma - that's what I got)

[jus_the_facts]

23. Nahh...I'm always fresh.....

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

25. Nope.

I'm fine there, thanks. :D

[Terran]

27. Oh honey!

We all get that not-so-fresh feeling sometimes. Here, let me show you.

[Debi]

29. oh, my!

:wow: