screw ask a girl, i am a smoker, a receptionist, avid videogame player....

[chickenscratching]

so ask me anything! bECAUSE I NEED 1000 posts motha fuckas!

[Dogmudgeon]

1. What are you talking about?

It's too early in the day to be doing drugs, especially west of the Mississippi.

--p!

[chickenscratching]

4. i am talking about

whatever one wants me to talk about

[Balbus]

2. All at the same time?

[chickenscratching]

6. yes, all at the same time

minus the smoking bit.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. What video games do you play?

Ever play Call of Duty? I am SO addicted to CoD.

[chickenscratching]

8. currently

im playing san andreas and katamari.
i have not played call of duty.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

15. Grand Theft Auto

Oh, you bad girl. I love that game.

[chickenscratching]

24. "suspect on foot!"

:) swell game

[BlueJazz]

5. Damn..You sound crude, nasty and a Smoker..My kind of Woman!!

:)

[chickenscratching]

9. "hack hack

yea, i can cough up phlegm at a moments notice, wanna see?

[swag]

7. got any more of those fancy pictures of yourself?

[chickenscratching]

13. sure-not fancy, but have one

[swag]

25. Thank you so much

[chickenscratching]

28. umm, you're welcome? n/t

[Amaya]

10. What will you do after 1000 posts?

[chickenscratching]

14. honestly

i will be going home.

[jandrok]

11. How can people actually live in Minneapolis?

It's like, freakin' cold there, ALL YEAR LONG! Your summer is two weeks long. You live like Eskimoes. How? Why? What possesses you to do it?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

17. Yeah...

But think of all the free Soul Asylum shows you can see!

Run Away Train never comin' back.....

Yuck. :)

[chickenscratching]

27. haha

run away train, i have burning memories seeing that music video as a kid and feeling like absolute shit.

[last_texas_dem]

48. Alright, c'mon now...

Soul Asylum are awesome! Even if you hate "Runaway Train" you should check out some of their other stuff; you might be pleasantly surprised.

They're one of my favorite bands; if it meant free Soul Asylum shows I just might have to move up to Minneapolis!

[chickenscratching]

19. well

i originally came from north dakota where the winters were even colder than MN, so i can stand it.
even better, climate changes have been happening here in mn, this year we really only had 2 weeks of winter, and now it' sjust been beautiful.

[jandrok]

22. You Eskimoes are a hardy people, alright.

I admire that. More people should learn to live with discomfort like you do.

[chickenscratching]

26. you betcha!

:eyes:

[Donailin]

12. what do you think of brittany spears?

is she a slutmobile or popculture icon?

[chickenscratching]

16. neither

she's a troglodyte demon from the pits of hell, sent here to infiltrate our minds with muck and slime and shit.

[warrens]

18. Receptionist, is that like a split end in football?

[chickenscratching]

21. hell no

there is no football in reception-ing.

[Donailin]

29. do you hunt for iguana"s?

[chickenscratching]

31. can't in minnesota

i hunt for deer, i kill at least 60 a season and sell the meat to nomadic tribes in return for dragon urine.

[MADem]

20. Are you northern european, Celtic, or what?

You look like someone famous. Not sure who, I don't keep up with the celebrities nowadays...but you look like one of those people on the cover of those magazines!

[chickenscratching]

23. to my knowledge

i am irish, Norwegian, english, german, and a bit o' french.
however, my dad was adopted and wants nothing to do with finding out his history, so that side of the spectrum i know nothing about.

[Radical Activist]

30. Nevermind

Someone already asked you the same question.

[chickenscratching]

32. well

mostly gta-san andreas and katamari. otherwise, i like to hang out with my old nintendo (ie contra, tetris...zelda)

[Radical Activist]

35. Don't you hate it when

some jerk-off asks a question that was already asked in the same thread because he didn't bother to read the other posts?

[chickenscratching]

38. only when their name is radical activist

no, i don't hate it. stupid to get pissed over a simple mistake. :hug:

[maveric]

33. What brand do you smoke?

[chickenscratching]

36. ok

american spirit yellows (lights), or american spirit menthol lights

[Radical Activist]

34. Did you ever see the old SNL David Spade skit

where he's a receptionist and he's really bitchy about not letting people in to see whoever he's working for? Are you like that at work?

[chickenscratching]

37. i am SO like that at work

except i bring out my taser and lay it straight to their retinas!
ba-BAM!
just like that.

[Radical Activist]

39. That is so awesome

especially since i haven't been tasered yet.

[chickenscratching]

40. walk in my office

and you'll be asking for more.

[Radical Activist]

41. what's the deal with your username?

why is the chicken scratching? will it claw or peck anyone's eye out?

[chickenscratching]

42. i chose it

because i ramble on, and write like shit, or rather, chickenscratches..
ok, that was a lame answer...i'm really a poor girl who had her eyes scratched out by chickens, so that's all i can see now, chickenscratching.

[Radical Activist]

43. hehehe

answer two is better.
Do you play pinball games?

[chickenscratching]

44. real pinball?

or comp. pinball?

if you meant real-yes! i love pinball games. i love venting out hateful energy on pinball.

[Radical Activist]

45. Yes, I meant real pinball

I don't see the point of computer pinball. I like them too. I don't play much anymore but I used to love the Adams Family one.

My Dad was a real pinball wizard. He would play the same game for hours on one quarter and draw a crowd.

[chickenscratching]

46. back in the day

when arcades were all hip and everything!
that's awesome (your dad), dads need to play more vids

[Dogmudgeon]

47. You can relax now. You're over 1000 posts.

But you know, it isn't the quantity, but the quality that matters.

:evilgrin:

--p!

[Deja Q]

49. Would you teach a toad how to chirp?

Croaking and ribbeting gets booooooooooooring, actually.