Caption this photo of our Fearless Leader
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:33 PM
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Caption this photo of our Fearless Leader
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:34 PM
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1. I cant think of anything that wont get the thread locked.
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:35 PM
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2. Well when I was this big
I blew up Iraq. Now I'm this big and I'm working on Iran or Syria. Which one do you think I should blow up next Ari?
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:36 PM
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3. "If I was this well-endowed, I wouldn't have to bomb anyone!"
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:37 PM
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4. This is the new salute I am trying to get started.
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:41 PM
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:45 PM
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14. When I posted that, it hit me right after that
That caption is wrong on so many levels.
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:40 PM
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5. "What do you mean I'm drunk? Look at how steady that hand is"
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:40 PM
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that little Commie fella in Clinton's administration, hell, he was only this damn tall!" (Just kidding because I wish Reich were in a position to do something now.)
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:40 PM
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7. "... and that's how I control Tony Blair." nt
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:40 PM
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8. first i put my right hand on laura's back....
then i slap her ass with my left hand - that's how we do our "butt dance." Now, Jenna does some other crazy butt dance, but you know kids....
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:41 PM
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9. "And then the big airplane went VROOOM, VROOOM, and
I was in Rome. Gosh it was fun!"
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:41 PM
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10. You put your right hand in and you shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey
and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:41 PM
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sumbitches to jump, they asked how high, and I showed 'em. Damn 6 year olds.........'
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:43 PM
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13. Ahh, that feels good and by the way...I'm bigger than Jeff Gannon.
His desk doesn't look like he does much work!
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:50 PM
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15. In my cabinet meetings, I tell 'em to watch my right hand...
...that leaves my left hand free...
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Mon Apr-11-05 06:52 PM
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16. Little Johnny Guckert was only this tall when I snatched him
and strapped him to the wing of my Thunderchief and flew him to Rummy's secluded airstrip in the Adirondacks. /channeling idiot Bloggers
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:05 PM
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17. Last time I checked, Hussein was this high...
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:07 PM
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18. "The first plane hit up here like, and the second one down here like"
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:11 PM
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20. I wish he would lean back in the chair so far that it would tip over
and he land on his sorry ass!
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:09 PM
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19. "I too thought of going into flight school. And tell them I want to
only fly straight, I don't need to learn how to land or take off or even make turns!" :dunce:
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:17 PM
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21. So I'm holding her head down against her will, right
and I says "well who'd believe this little whore, eh? My daddy's a congressman and I'm skull n bones, baby"
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:38 PM
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22. Wow...flat'nin' protesters with a bulldozer...I gotta try that!
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Mon Apr-11-05 07:54 PM
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23. Lookie here..my hands don't hardly shake at all anymore..
'course once and a while I fall off my couch when I get sucker punched by a pretzle.
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Mon Apr-11-05 08:01 PM
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24. * I said NO it's HEIL W*
* Arm extends like this *
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Mon Apr-11-05 08:06 PM
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25. "...and so they told me I had to be this high to ride the rolly coaster...
...so I got out a joint and started puffin'!"
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