Name Britney Spears's baby!

[UrbScotty]

As long as (s)he has her mother's initials, I'm okay.

[saltpoint]

1. ' Bolton '

[UrbScotty]

2. Bolton Spears... I like it!

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[ghostsofgiants]

3. It'll obviously be one of these...

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert or Phil.

[onager]

4. Mullet

n/t

[Mr. Flibble]

16. Simpsons reference, eh? Couldn't have picked a better one!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray:

[ghostsofgiants]

52. Haha, yeah

I've been asserting that Britney and The Dirtbag are the real life incarnations of Brandine and Cletus for some time now.

[Radio_Lady]

31. Are those any WORSE than Dweezl or Moon-Unit (Zappa) --

Or the kids of hippies of the 60's I run into a lot while working: (these are all LEGAL first names on BIRTH CERTIFICATES -- or so I was told) --

Summer
Stormy
Spring
Autumn
September
October
Du Jour
Rainbow
Yearling
Fresh

[Radio_Lady]

32. Swords& Spears

[Pool Hall Ace]

39. and they'll have a dog named Geech

Remember that Kevin already has Kori and Kaleb. Maybe he will want to kontinue with the kreative use of K.

[Radio_Lady]

47. Oh, Krist, I forgot about his two Federlines -- let's do K's then!

Kapitol Federline
Kooky
Krumbly
Krazy
Katchke Federline (this for Jewish kids only)

[Emops]

5. Please, *please*

don't let it be Tyler.

I think my parents are the only people on Earth that like that name...

[Radio_Lady]

48. My grandson is Tyler Scott -- What's your beef?

It ain't so bad, really.
(PS. I didn't have any input in this name.)

[Bouncy Ball]

6. OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!

[auntAgonist]

7. Idgaf.

yup that's a good name. Idgaf.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. Jessica Simpson

!!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. Girl: "Kiwi" Boy: "Pequeño-Muchacho" n/t

[maveric]

10. Chicken Finger. Thats what the entree was for her wedding.

And her simple mind just may latch on to that.

[PartyPooper]

11. Asparagus Spears

If the baby is a vegetarian!

:D

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

30. That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edbermac]

12. Spartacus Spears

[edbermac]

13. Spock Spears

[no_hypocrisy]

14. Kev-Kev

[CubsFan1982]

15. Any word on whether it will be a pimp or a ho?

Just askin.

[buddysmellgood]

17. Vacant whore 2

[Tikki]

18. dubyann....or dubyahnuld...

Is she going to ask pal * Georgie to be the baby's God-father!!!

[Maddy McCall]

19. Bitsy Labia Spears.

[stopbush]

20. Skankette Spears.

[Madrone]

22. Twitney Spears.

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say "Twatney" :D

[Lydia Leftcoast]

21. In keeping with family tradition, the name of a French province

spelled wrong:

Normandee

Provonse

Lorraynne?

Or if we're just going to be merely trendy and misspelled, how about

Qatelynne?

[Hatalles]

23. Sharpe Spears.

[Purrfessor]

24. Breastany Spears

n/t

[DesEtoiles]

25. Jeb

[Straight Shooter]

26. Boy: Patriot

Girl: Patriotina

[zann725]

27. Asparagus...Spears

n/t

[El Fuego]

41. I was going to do that one! LOL

[DesEtoiles]

28. Moran

[Huckebein the Raven]

29. Mango Spears

[underpants]

33. Bartlett

BartlettSpears

[BringEmOn]

34. Chuck N.

[UdoKier]

35. Madison.

That seems like a sufficiently unimaginative, hick-yuppie name to me.

Jayden if it's a boy.

[regularguy]

36. Saxony Spears

[regularguy]

37. George W. Spears, after her leader.

[bbernardini]

38. Cletus or Lurlene.

[HughBeaumont]

40. Nebuchadnezzar if it's a girl

Betty Sue or Satan if it's a boy.

[pdx_prog]

42. La-Douche Spears

[immoderate]

43. Kosher Dill Spears

--IMM

[derby378]

44. Destiny Spears

She'll wind up either a dominatrix or a researcher of the occult.

[Hugin]

45. Bubba (if male)... Bubbaloo (if female) n/t

[LeftyMom]

46. Brandine

[elperromagico]

49. How about Pickle Spears?

[Parrcrow]

50. Bum Spears

[UrbScotty]

51. I got another one:

Dumb-as-my-parents Spears.

[pdx_prog]

53. Broccolli Spears

[CO Liberal]

54. "Oops" Spears

In honor of her song....

[LostinVA]

55. Skank Spawn... oh wait, it has to be BS...

[Yavin4]

56. The Child Should Be Named After Its Father!!!!

Usher Spears.

Ooops. I think that I said too much.