Tell me an acronym that means NOTHING to anyone but you.

[Maddy McCall]

Mine is SMV.

Slow
Moving
Vehicle

When your driving in a hurry, and some granny pulls out in front of you, you scream to yourself, "Gawldamned SMV!"

Tell me an acronym you use that means absolutely nothing to anyone but you and your friends.

[Dookus]

1. DLFH

Dookus-loving fag-hag.

[Maddy McCall]

2. LMAO!

Damned, I don't know if that's funny or if it hurt my feelings.

On one hand, I feel :D but on the other, I feel :(.

I still :loveya:

[Dookus]

3. oh

it was meant with love.

:hug:

[Maddy McCall]

6. In that case...

OK. :)

[ForrestGump]

8. Hey...keep it down, Will and Grace

Some of us are trying to concentrate here on freeze-framed shots of Salma from Frida.

[Maddy McCall]

11. Look, my friend. I'm all OK with your lust for Salma.

But could you at least lust for her in a film in which she doesn't have a unibrow? Perhaps this?

[ForrestGump]

21. Good point but, in the stills I'm thinking of,

you can't see her brows... :-)

[Maddy McCall]

22. Ok, gotcha.

The Gump nipples are kind of offputting, though.

:D

TTYL.

[ForrestGump]

23. You, too, can buy a set of GumPasties for only

$29.99, plus shipping and handling.

That's $29.99, only $29.99, plus shipping and handling. Just $29.99, plus shipping and handling, to keep Gump close to your heart.

Operators are standing by.


Applicable taxes may be levied in your area. Please call for details.

[Skittles]

10. OMG MADDY, WHAT AN HONOR

I AM SO FREAKING JEALOUS

[Maddy McCall]

14. You make me feel much better.

:D

[khashka]

20. He's flirting with you

Dookus, you shameless hussy :)

Dookus and Maddy sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

:)

Khash.

[Radio_Lady]

4. We thought we might raise Cocker Spaniels and register a kennel name.

It was going to be:

ALPEN KNOLL

Not sure that is an acronym, but it was a compilation of my husband and my first and last names.

The first dog we had was a buff puppy that we named "Sweet Spice of Alpen Knoll" -- unfortunately, "Spice" was hit by a car in January, 1988, and we decided not to get another dog.

[pnorman]

5. I'll tell you one ---TELF

But if I tell you what it means, I'll have to kill you immediately afterwards! Still curious?

pnorman

[saltpoint]

7. KVI

Friends of mine have re-named Indianapolis International Airport (in Indy, where many of us used to live, at least for a while).

They call it " KVI " -- Kurt Vonnegut International airport, after Indianapolis' most famous living author, Kurt Vonnegut.

(Really liked SMV, though.)

[MnFats]

9. a cop told me his: "BYPMO"....A bpymo arrest. get it?

it's a Because You Pissed Me Off arrest.

as in

the fucker was mouthy when I stopped him, so BYPMO he spent the night in jail.


I'm not making this up.

[Maddy McCall]

15. I like that one.

You can say it like Bipmo. However, putting people in jail because they piss you off is despicable.

[ForrestGump]

25. Let's hope nobody around here ever hears this:

"Bipmo, you're going to Gitmo" :o

[drhilarius]

12. DBF

Or DoucheBag Factor- Whenever my gf takes me to a club or bar, I rate its DBF on a scale of 1-10. If it exceeds 7, then we're out of there posthaste.

on edit- I'm working on a formula to make it more exact, for all mankind.

[Maddy McCall]

16. Cool. When you have the criterion developed...

let me know. I'd LOVE to read that. :D

[RandomKoolzip]

13. IAS: Itchy Anus Syndrome.

SouthoftheBorderpaul and I seem to get it at the same time...I nhave no idea why that is.

[Maddy McCall]

17. In my home, we have SD.

As in "shit through a screen door." I heard a redneck say it once, and I was so apalled that I held on to it. :D

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Ooof. That makes me wary of tetanus.....

I'd need to make sure MSAIO* before I got SD.

(*"My Shots Are In Order")

[Maddy McCall]

19. LOL!

[Allenberg]

24. QPSK

Most people don't know it, but they use it everytime they use DU or any other website for the most part :D

[fleabert]

26. NFH

nice fucking hair.

or NF anything else. But the hair one is a favorite because I get AWFUL bed head, and the dh loves to make fun.

[displacedtexan]

27. TBH & SBH

Truly Big Hair & Seriously Big Hair with LHH...

We say that when we spot Good Conservative Women with Lacquered Helmet Hair.