In which the Author ponders about one disadvantage of being straight

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Toasters. You gotta PAY for them.

That's US$ 20 straightness cost me. :mad:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you could always be recruited...

[meegbear]

2. Yeah, one of us could pop by and indoctrinate you INTO ...

THE RADICAL HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!

Just a few simple forms and you're on your way to that toaster.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. I already have a toaster.

Now I want an air conditioner. To start talking. :silly:

[ret5hd]

3. you can't swap clothes with your SO...

well, i guess you could...
ok, you can't swap clothes with your SO and attend a family get-together...
well, i guess you COULD...
i guess you're right...no toaster is the only disadvantage.

[Richard Steele]

7. I wish! My lady keeps 'borrowing' my vintage neckties!

The '70s polyester, I don't mind so much...but some of the '40s silk jobs are just delicate, and for special occasions only.

[Abelman]

4. I must ruin the joke

to have it explained to me.

[ret5hd]

8. as an incentive to join the ranks of the homosexuals...

you get a free toaster!
(it's all a part of their plan to take over the world)

[tjwmason]

5. Just ask any freeper, it's just a choice that we make

You could choose to be gay for a little while, then with the toaster safely ensconced in your kitchen go back to being straight.

**Edit, only typed half the words first time round.

[ucmike]

9. i'm not gay, but my friend is. he wants his toaster.

he made the mistake of being gay before this promotion began. sometimes customer service will extend promo offers to existing customers, but not this time. he's thinking of switching when his 2 yr. committment expires.

if you live out west can you get a rifle instead of a toaster? (ala "bowling for columbine")

wait a minute....I HAVE A TOASTER!!!
does that mean i'm gay?
this gay toaster business is all so confusing.

[Technowitch]

10. Try being Bi

We recruit with Cuisinarts.

:D