Who's Dow Jones and why do we listen to him?

[chelsea0011]

[DrDebug]

1. Dow Jones is a smart horse

We know from experience that a horse has a bigger head than a human. So he is smarter. So if you listen to the horse than you can become richer. Depending on how high the horse jumps, the more money you make. But if he doesn't jump that high than you lose money.

The point is to listen and watch the horse and place your bets at the correct time. So there's a whole industry around Dow Jones.

Dow Jones:

Dow Jones is a quality, athletic horse with excellent limbs, being an exceptional mover with an exemplary temperament.

He was produced by Graham Fletcher as a five year old, winning the Masterlock Championship, and regularly hunts to date with the Middleton, where he carried the whip in the 1998-99 season. His Dam Ciba Reagy evented at advanced level.
http://www.jemoonstud.co.uk/dow_jones.html

[chelsea0011]

2. Hmmmmmmm. I wonder if Smarty Jones is a relative.

[libhill]

3. Or Mr. Ed?

n/t

[underpants]

4. HE is Mrs. Jones's son

and Mrs. Jones knows lots about everyone. She has used this power to further her son's career.