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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:50 AM
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If you were tormented by a werewolf or vampire and only a Protestant ...
minister was available, would he be able to bless water/crosses/silver bullets, to ward off the evil? Or does it take a catholic clergy to do it?
Just wondering. :shrug:
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chicagojoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:51 AM
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1. I AM a tormented werewolf.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:51 AM
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2. I don't think you need to BLESS silver bullets....
...but it probably couldn't hurt.

I think only Catholic priests bless things.
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ffm172 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:53 AM
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3. just get the garlic out
no minister or clergy needed for that :)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:54 AM
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4. Its always the Catholic church in those movies.
I guess its not exciting to have a minister who just tells the vampire that all he has to do is believe in Jesus.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:57 AM
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5. And they call us catholics satanic idol worshipers?
But when confronted by a vampire/werewolf....Then were ok? Yeah right!!
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SerpentX Donating Member (262 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:57 AM
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6. Is it a Catholic vampire?
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:01 AM
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8. What would a rabbi tell a vampire or werewolf?
:think:
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:00 AM
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7. Some monsters are simply unstoppable...
Bush and his boys are worse than mere monsters; they're like some sort of sentient evil alien pimples that will NEVER go away...



Meet the REAL Fockers!
http://presidentevilonline.com/fockers1.html
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:03 AM
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9. Course, we haven't tried the secret weapon...
Does Christian Prayer Kill?
http://www.presidentevilonline.com/sn_prayer.html

"I LOVE horror movies, man... I just don't want to LIVE in one."
DXS
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:06 AM
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10. I don't know
do you base your personal beliefs upon Hammer films?
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:08 AM
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11. Most of them.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:14 AM
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12. Well then this sounds like a job for...
John Constantine!
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