Einstein, Picasso and Bush

[Sub Atomic]

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths
that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you
really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to Heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and
sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W. looks
bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

[VOX]

1. Funny, but oh, that "down" punchline...

* actually gets into heaven???? :(

[Atlas Mugged]

3. ditto n/t

[underpants]

2. Very funny

:kick: