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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:05 PM
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JimmyJazz is dead meat!
Upon joining her and YVR girl's secret lounge clique, I was forced to pick out a chair for my lounging. I stumbled upon the site: Sexyfurnishings.com and found my perfect chair. As I was perusing the site, I just happened to stumble upon a contest they were having for a "Shoe Chair" Now, although I thought the "Shoe Chair" was rather hideous and amusing, I for some ungodly reason entered the contest.

Today, in my email, I received a 2 correspondance from sexyfurnishings.com. One a newsletter sent to all customers, announcing the two winners of the unsightly shoe chair and another congratulating me on being a winner.

Now, what color am I going to get and where the hell am I going to put this damn, unsightly thing???? :)

Think I can sell it on E-bay? JJ, you are dead meat!

http://www.sexyfurnishings.com/html/shoechair2.shtml
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:08 PM
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1. Can you have it delivered to her???
Just a suggestion.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:08 PM
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2. Leopard, or purple
Those would be my picks, anyway :rofl:

You put it next to your closet, so you have something to sit on while you put your shoes on, of course ;) Congrats! :rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:09 PM
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3. Bwaahahahahahha
:rofl:

RL
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:12 PM
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4. Bwahahahahahaha
Edited on Sun Apr-24-05 09:13 PM by Zuni
That is TOO funny. :rofl:

BTW---there are secret lounge groups? :shrug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:12 PM
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5. Pishaw woman - I think the line forms to the left....
Look at the pics I'm posting :D
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:13 PM
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6. where?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:14 PM
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7. Come to think of it
that is without a doubt the UGLIEST piece of furniture ever made, in the entire history of the human race.

:rofl:
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:14 PM
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8. You were forced to enter this contest how?
Make sure to report it when filing taxes.
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:15 PM
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10. Chill out, dude! I'm just messing around.
Edited on Sun Apr-24-05 09:17 PM by Shananigans
If you are going to be Mr. Crabbypants then leave me alone!

And the chair is only worth $200 bucks...I think it has to be work 500 to claim.

And I'm not exactly sure I *am* going to claim my prize...

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.... What did you say your address was?
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:20 PM
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13. I should have popped the sarcasm tag on there...
I only meant to fun ya. Makes me : :dunce:
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:22 PM
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16. Whew...
I apologize for the snap. I'm way too exhausted to take people being mean to me :) Such a baby, I am. But I must admit, that I am giggling uncontrollably about this chair thing. I emailed them and asked them if I had to pay for shipping. If I don't, I just might accept it to spite my roommate. :)
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:15 PM
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9. That Is Hands Down The Funniest Unintended Consequence Of Boston's
Debauchery! :rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:17 PM
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11. Put it in the lounge, and put a Kinkade abomination under the heel
and let us all pee on the Kinkade.

it will be the most important artistic statement of the 21st century.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:17 PM
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12. I actually think it's kind of cool in a kitschy kind of way.
I'd get it in the cow print.:rofl:
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:22 PM
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Cool & Kitschy. Right on!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:20 PM
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14. WOMAN! You know I loves me animal prints! Those chairs are SAX-Y!


I already put in my order for this set :D
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:23 PM
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18. I'm not sure if it will quite go with my already ugly
living room furniture now. My roommate is aghast at the thought that I am actually considering getting it ;) Actually, so am I :)
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:22 PM
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15. It's FANTASTIC!!
lol, what a great prank
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:22 PM
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17. that thing is baddass
get purple or red :P
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:24 PM
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19. I'm definately thinking red or black...
My living room is going to be so pimp ;)
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:27 PM
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20. *UPDATE*
I have heard back from the shoe chair people, already...here is what we have to say:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Shannon,

Thank you for your email. Just let us know what color combination you
would like and the address you would like to have your free shoe chair
sent to and that's all!

Thanks again for your interest in our products!

>
> Hello,
>
> I got an email stating that I am winner of the shoe chair contest.
What do I need to do now? Am I required to pay for shipping?
>
> Thanks!
>
> Shannon
>
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:31 PM
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21. sweetness!
it really is cute & the story is funny. Collect the memory!
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 09:39 PM
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22. my 14 year old would LOVE that chair!
i can't show that to her! she'll insist! i bet my 11 year old would, too....

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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 07:34 PM
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23. Ha, they DO have the mini shoe chair, as well!
I have officially ordered ours in black with a red insole. This is gonna be hawt!
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 08:15 PM
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25. i saw that! i'd be in for $350 + s&h for both kids. sheesh. no dice!
be sure to send us photos when yours comes! i think it's a hoot of a story. it'll be a family heirloom!!
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 07:42 PM
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24. They look like Steve Martin's cruel shoes
Watch out for giant razor blades when you sit down.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:12 PM
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26. That is too funny
I say the lounge needs furniture - send it to Skinner.
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Merope215 Donating Member (574 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 10:26 PM
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27. The swanky boutique near me
(the one where items that are 30% off still cost $450) actually has a bunch of those chairs in the room where they sell shoes. Maybe you should try opening a really expensive store and see if the luck rubs off? :shrug:
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