What excuse should I use for missing dinner with my parents tomorrow?

[yvr girl]

Poll question: What excuse should I use for missing dinner with my parents tomorrow?

[progmom]

1. guess what I voted!

:P

[yvr girl]

4. Like you're one to talk

Pot meet Kettle

[sundog]

2. hot date

throw em for a loop :7

[VelmaD]

3. Tell 'em you were abducted by aliens

and are being probed. :P

[yvr girl]

5. That might concern them a tad

I am the baby after all

[VelmaD]

10. Tell 'em you're pregnant...

let them scream for a second, and then tell 'em "not really...I'm just not coming to dinner tonight". It won't seem so bad after that. ;)

[yvr girl]

11. Last time I admitted to not doing the dishes for a few days

they staged an intervention. I just couldn't do the pregnant story.

[VelmaD]

14. Did anyone involved...

live in a van down by the river? :)

[Zuni]

20. Oh dear

One time my mom came to my apartment, and she went into the bathroom. She almost cried when she saw...gasp...soap scum in the shower. I swear, she was really upset. I spent the next hour scrubbing the shower to make her feel better

[HEyHEY]

6. "I hate you" - usually works

[sundog]

7. followed by "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

[HEyHEY]

8. "I never asked to be born!"

[Richardo]

21. "You're not my real Mom!!"

[yvr girl]

9. While I'm at it

I will swear to never produce grandchildren for them. And if by some miracle, I have a spawn, I will not let them meet the creature.

[sundog]

13. or tell them you're pregnant

now THAT will cause a stir

[Redstone]

12. Tell them you died.

Coming from you, they'll have to believe it, won't they?

Redstone

[Spinzonner]

15. Why not go instead

Then you won't need an excuse.

[yvr girl]

17. Because I'm still in Boston

[CanuckAmok]

16. Get arrested for sedition. Or reinlist in the convent.

Whatever it takes. I, too, know the sting of Dinner With Mom.

Of course, if you want to go with the 'highly improbable' hot date scenario... I can help.

[Mrs.Matcom]

18. Hmmm

guess what i voted??

[Zuni]

19. Hot pagan ritual you are attending?