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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:05 AM
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Say Bush Stole a 2nd Election... How would MCGYVER stop him?
Once we figure this out, the rest will be smooooooth sailing!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:11 AM
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1. Well i'm sure it would require
duct tape, plastic tubing and control of a major newspaper. I'm just not sure how those would be put into use.
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:17 AM
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2. you mean a third election
so where was MacGyver during the first two?
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thinkingwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:20 AM
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3. paper clip, rubber band
ink pen, and a match.

P.S. Shield your eyes.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:27 AM
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4. A toothpick, six inches of cellophane tape, an infinite number of...
Edited on Mon Apr-25-05 05:36 AM by Prag
..monkeys, three rolls of toilet paper, a ball point pen spring, and of
course.. A DUCK.

IT'S SO OBVIOUS! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT BEFORE!

(Aside: When I need McGyver things there aren't any for
a hundred miles around.)

:)


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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:34 AM
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5. But, then if you want the Deluxe-Last-Second-Save(tm) I'd also need...
Edited on Mon Apr-25-05 05:36 AM by Prag
... Two bars of soap and a latex Nixon mask.

Just saying.

;)
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 05:55 AM
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6. McGyver? Rockford could stop Bush.
Call Jim Rockford. Angel could pose as a Neocon.
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