"In stencil we can broccoli. . ."

[stellanoir]

Look at what I just found in my inbox.

Guess the wacko religiousity is truly overflowing. . .

It was entitled "Someone Cares"

"Before its too late make peace with GOD,
and make sure the ones you love do also.

Its the greatest pleasure you can ever have and it lasts foever.

Accept him.

Repent.

Get baptized.

See you in heaven.

In stencil we can broccoli as always brain duopolist theirfore
aldermen is depreciable and australis"

[Az]

1. Still a ways to go before they outcrazy timecube

www.timecube.com

[stellanoir]

5. what an outrageous link

thanks. . .

"Cubicism debunks evil scientific singularity.
Cubicism debunks evil religious singularity.
Cubicism debunks evil word god singularity.
Cubicism debunks evil academic singularity."

that is truly crazy

[kick-ass-bob]

8. hmmmmm....

"I am not allowed to lecture at the word animal
academic institutions, for they fear my wisdom
will expose and indict the pedant hirelings as
betrayers of dumb-ass students - the dung heads
who allow their freedom of speech to be
suppressed without a whimper, unbelieveable.
Word animals will feel the wrath of Cubic curse. "


Couldn't be because you are calling everyone dumbasses and dung heads.
Nah.

[Misunderestimator]

2. brain duopolist... aldermen... depreciable???

What the.... huh? :banghead:

[progmom]

3. wow

Is that the latest addition to the Apostle's Creed?

I believe in the Holy Ghost; the holy catholic Church; the communion of saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body; and the life everlasting. In stencil we can broccoli as always brain duopolist theirfore aldermen is depreciable and australis. Amen.

:rofl:

[stellanoir]

6. LOL

you know the way everyone always talks about messing up their monitors and keyboards by laughing when they're drinking or eating. Well thanks to your post my screen is now speckled with peanut butter. I had never done that before with any food or beverage ever.

[progmom]

10. peanut butter?

oh dear.
:rofl:
sorry. :D

[On the Road]

4. Evangelical Spammers

Sometimes they just have to break into tongues.

[Mutley]

7. I don't get it.

"In stencil we can broccoli as always brain duopolist theirfore
aldermen is depreciable and australis"
:shrug:
What are they saying here?

[stellanoir]

9. I haven't a clue.

It's far too arcane for me. But I used to get a lot of pharmaceutical spam that has whole paragraphs of absolute gibberish at the bottom. I can't imagine who on earth could or would write such purposeless drivel.

This one just cracked me up since it reeked of a rapture freak.

Don't know about you but I for one, can live in greater faith and be at greater peace knowing full well that "in stencil we can (truly) broccoli."

[Mutley]

12. heh

I like broccoli with ranch dressing. does that count?

[stellanoir]

14. yeah I guess

you might want to stay within the boundaries of the stencil though just to insure your redemption.

[Mutley]

15. thats true

i wouldn't want to go to hell or anything.

[supernova]

11. Here's what I got this morning..

At my business email, no less!

=================================================
Do away with card payments.
Cancel debts and never make another payment?

Discharge debts quickly, painlessly, legally. For the rest of the story about canceling debt, go to our elimination pages


cross me out po box above in site
Above his head the sun was peacefully shining and the contrast was strange and impressive. After an hour or so the storm abated, or else he passed away from it, for the deep blue of the ocean again greeted his eyes
He dropped downward until he was about a hundred feet above the water, when he continued his northwesterly course

[stellanoir]

13. yikes

you know the world's gone wild when the banking industry starts waxing prosaic. At least it wasn't gibberish and has some decent imagery. You lucked out !

[stellanoir]

16. semi self serving kick

for the night crew because this made me laugh for most of the morning.