The Gay Agenda lives in books and must be stopped

[MrScorpio]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/26/eveningnews/main691106.shtml

I guess there was a spate of straight kids who turned gay after reading books.

Good thing this guy Allen is johnny on the spot.:sarcasm:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Reading books did not turn YOU gay, now did it, MrScorpio!

:silly:

And I know you read books, because you are a writer!

[MrScorpio]

2. Lemme Check

Yep, still straight.

This guy's logic escapes me.

[BR_Parkway]

3. Rep Allen is gay now - he read the books, so he must be gay now.

Holy fucking Nazi America

[WildClarySage]

4. from the article...

"Allen originally wanted to ban even some Shakespeare. After criticism, he narrowed his bill to exempt the classics, although he still can't define what a classic is."

This is absolutely hilarious to me.

or it would be if this guy wasn't such a horrible idiot.

[kedrys]

5. After reading the article, I can only come to one conclusion

Allen is a latent homosexual, and he's suffering from what psychiatrists call homosexual panic - a disorder based on the premise that a person with latent homosexual tendencies will have an extreme and uncontrollably violent reaction when confronted with a homosexual proposition.

Hey, if Frist can diagnose people from a years-old videotape, I can peg this guy from a short article, right? :P