Things that people have stuck on you

[MrScorpio]

A medal

[evlbstrd]

1. An I voted sticker.

And my gedunk ribbon.

Edit to add:
Well done and thank you for your service.

[Bok_Tukalo]

2. I prefer mine to the Zoomie version

[evlbstrd]

3. Zoomie.

I assume you're referring to Zumwalt?

It's nickname implies its worth.

[Bok_Tukalo]

5. Zumwalt?

I didn't know that's where it came from.

Zoomie is just what we called guys in the Air Force.

[evlbstrd]

6. I was in the Navy.

Zumwalt was an admiral.

[Left Is Write]

4. Today, a Dole Banana sticker.

On my nose.

[Jara sang]

7. Well, there was that bank robbery back in '86

It was thrown out though

[Danmel]

8. A "Be Nice to Me. I Gave Blood Sticker"

That's if we are talking literally. Otherwise, I am a mother. What haven't I been blamed for?

[sniffa]

9. a maxipad

stuck it on my back, and no one toLd me about it for at Least an hour.

[LynneSin]

10. I"ve had a post it note stuck to me once