Something a DUer would never say:

[MrScorpio]

Skittles: Everybody's behaving. No one deserves an ass kicking today.

[SmileyBoy]

1. LoZoccolo:

"I really HATE Oasis!!"

[Az]

2. B b b b b but that means that you

Oh no!

[BlondieK143]

3. Rev_Acts:

sniffa was a reallly bad kisser. :D

[MissHoneychurch]

4. BlondieK: I am an innocent girl

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Bouncy Ball:

I have had a change of heart, and am now a freeper.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Robb is NOT a dingbat.

[Az]

7. Progmom: Jazz is overrated, might as well play some techno.

[ahem]

8. MrScorpio: I do not care for pie.

;)

[Jamastiene]

9. Lol

Something else a DUer would never say is that GWB is a good president. That one is obvious. Plus another thing you'd never hear any of us saying is "So we all agree on religion." That one will definitely not happen anytime soon anyhow.

[MarianJack]

10. "WOW,...

...** was REALLY thoughtful and insightful in his press confrence last Thursday! Isn't it great that we gave him a solid mandate?"

OOOPS! I just said it, but my fingers are feeling very dirty from typing it. I'll have to go wash them now!

[sniffa]

11. pharmacists shouLd be aLLowed to refuse

to fiLL prescriptions, based on their reLigious beLiefs.
and hospitaLs shouLd be aLLowed to refuse abortions without Losing federaL money.

- a scamming disruptor

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. MrScorpio....I don't wanna answer any Goddamned questions!

Got it? :) :hug:

[giant_robot]

13. Any DUer:

"Yes! Say my name, Bulldog*, SAY MY NAME!!!!"

*Dubya, Pickles, Turdblossom, Ann Coulter, Rush, etc., can be inserted here based on sexual preference and how strong of a stomach you have.