What are you going to do this weekend?

[Droopy]

I'm going to mow my lawn with my shirt off and a beer in one hand. That ought to be pretty because I'm 260 pounds and I fill out XXL t-shirts quite nicely. Then I'm going to take the exhaust system off my truck and gun the engine for about an hour for no good reason. Then I'm going to break out a chainsaw and do some home improvement. After that I'm going to crank up some death metal as loud as my stereo will go and make grunting and roaring noises. Then I'm going to invite some friends over and have a couple of them park on the front lawn. We'll go out back, listen to acid jazz, smoke reefer and drink expensive wine.

I'm kind of new to the area and I'm trying to make a good impression on my neighbors.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. I know what I'm doing this weekend!

I'm going to Droopy's!

[Droopy]

3. Hell yeah

That truck of your's will look damn good on my front lawn. Don't forget to bring the Prophetess. We'll have ourselves a damned good time or go to jail trying.

[TheProphetess]

5. Count me in

Sounds like a real good time!!
:7

[Droopy]

6. Cool

Do you think mowing the lawn shirtless is a little much? I bet that couple of 70 year olds across the street really dig death metal, but that shirtless thing might be a little too risque for their sensibilities.

[TheProphetess]

13. Good idea

Keep the death metal and the truck gunning but do it with a shirt on. That's a good compromise! :)

[alittlelark]

2. Replace the shrubs in the center of the driveway

Seal the mortar in the master bath. Get 2 estimates on replacing the 2000' of deck w/ composite 'wood'.

It's gonna be a long weekend....... Trader Joes for a good red wine.

[Left Is Write]

4. Whatever I do, I'm sure it won't involve mowing the lawn shirtless.

I don't mow lawns.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. UMMMMM.....hey there, Droopy......

You might want to *um* rethink this. I mean, it sounds like a blast and all that, but I doubt that it will make a GOOD impression on your neighbors, lololol! :sarcasm:


:hi:

[Droopy]

8. You don't think so?

I know, I know. I'll wear a t-shirt when I mow the lawn.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Yeah, that'll help

A WHOLE LOT, LOLOLOL! :sarcasm:

[Droopy]

10. kick

[KG]

11. make sure you start out at 7 AM on a sunday morning.

very endearing.

[johnnie]

12. I am going to see Slaid Cleaves tonight (Folk singer)

Tomorrow I have a first communion to attend, and Sunday I am either working in the studio or going to get free eats at mom's. But I am rethinking it all and might head out to Dayton.
Your place sounds a little more like the place I should be..lol.
:thumbsup:

[leftofthedial]

14. howdy neighbor!

[MissMillie]

15. dust and vacuum the living room

clean the bathroom

maybe watch a LOTR extended-edition marathon.

[flvegan]

16. The same thing we do every weekend, Pinky...

try to take over THE WORLD!!!!!

[SarahB]

17. Work.

And work some more. :hi: