If I open this can of sardines...

[TreasonousBastard]

I fear what the cat resting next to the kitchen counter will do.

But I'm hungry. Is that critter forcing me to eat celery?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. My vote is for peanut butter.

:hi:

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Alas, I am out of peanut butter.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. I suggest you throw it out......and open a can of Anchovies.......

then...carefully take out 3 fillets.
toss in the blender (Or better yet, one of those small hand blenders)
add 3 cloves garlic
1 teaspoon whatsthisheresauce (he he)
the juice of one medium lemon
5 tablespoons olive oil (Maybe more, you gotta figure this out for yourself. The whole thing should come out to be about a cup or so)
ground black pepper
1 egg
Pour the creamy mix over Romaine lettuce
grate FRESH Romano cheese over that and add some croutons


VOILA! Ceasar salad!!!!!