I Humbly Submit MY Application to Become DU's Official Lesbian.

[JimmyJazz]

Apparently, being an actual lesbian is not requisite for the position and, since I'm not really busy at the moment.... :shrug:

Whaaa? You've got someone better in mind?

[sundog]

1. yes, I have something better in mind...

get an avatar :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

3. I will. Joe is at home.

He'll be back soon enough. I've just gotta figure out how to reload him.

[LynneSin]

2. My god, are you a lesbian

Just wanted to be the first to ask since i'm the DU official "Lesbian Outer"

[JimmyJazz]

5. Shhhhh!

I'm only here for the major appliances and the Lime Jello.

[progmom]

7. major appliances?

That must be one big-ass toaster!

[JimmyJazz]

17. It's ME, darling -- I'm worth more than just a toaster oven, I'm worth

well, this:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. I know...I remember the time a couple months back when you outed nsma....

like it was yesterday. :eyes:


:P

[Misunderestimator]

26. A couple of months?

That was before I even joined DU... over a year ago, or so I hear. :hi:

[Lavender Brown]

4. Are you quitting your post as official Lounge co-decorator?

:cry: Who's gonna pick out new furniture with me?

[progmom]

6. I will.

I have better taste than she does anyway. :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

13. I call

[Lavender Brown]

15. I dunno...

she really jazzed up the place last time.

[progmom]

16. ahem

Do we need to have a design off?

[Lavender Brown]

18. Bring it on!

It'll be like Designer's Challenge on HGTV. Present your ideas and the people who live here will choose which plan they like best.

[progmom]

19. but who am i fighting?

JJ?

[JimmyJazz]

20. Thank you, darling! Look at the lovely new chair I found!

It's all yours, if you want it. :D

[Lavender Brown]

21. It'll look great next to the hot tub

[progmom]

25. scuse me?

I'm the Official Chair Provider of the Lounge. :eyes:

[Lavender Brown]

27. Can you get us some of these?

[progmom]

36. yes, i believe i am the one who introduced those to the lounge

I'll have 2 dozen delivered by Friday.

[JimmyJazz]

9. What? There are no GAY men here at DU?

(I figured we should just go ahead and throw some more stereotypes into this thread :evilgrin:)

[Left Is Write]

8. We have an Official Lesbian?

[JimmyJazz]

10. matcom and I are going head to....

that just isn't right on any level, is it?

Let's try that again. Matcom and I are in a very heated competition...he's losing.

[Left Is Write]

11. Hmmm. I could sway the votes in someone's favor.

Who wants to bribe me with toasters and jello?

[Roland99]

12. I've always known I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

;)

[xmas74]

22. What are your qualifications?

[JimmyJazz]

24. I didn't know I had to actually be qualified.

I was counting on using the George Bush method of getting elected.

[xmas74]

29. It seems to work for him!

Does that mean you have the oil cartel's backing?

[JimmyJazz]

31. Yes, but I don't care what you say, I'm not sucking face with that

Saudi Prince - he scares me.

[xmas74]

34. If you did, we might have to disqualify your application!

[matcom]

23. TRAITOR!!!

i'll FIGHT you for it!!

let me tell you. DU's OFFICIAL Lesbian HAS to come from Boston!

its in the rules

[JimmyJazz]

28. No - I hear you fight like a girl.

you know - like SKITTLES. I don't want my ass kicked.

[matcom]

30. Skittles is my lesbian life partner

your dead

[JimmyJazz]

32. No - you ARE dead. DS1 is DU's official executioner and you

KNOW how he hates typos!

[matcom]

33. heh so YOU think

i've HAD DS1. he is on MY team now!


mmmmmuuuuuaaaahhhhaaaaaa

[JohnKleeb]

35. Actually DS1 supported the grassroots campaign for me

oh and I am winning in WIDem's poll, not that it matters.

[Midlodemocrat]

37. These threads are hilarious.

I need to stop reading and go fix dinner for my kids.