Ha! You just try to grade finals under these conditions!

[Lex]

Cat sprawled on the bluebooks!

[izzybeans]

1. My dog ate my student's finals. She's shat blue book for two days

now. good luck and get done soon. Serenity is just over the hill.

[alittlelark]

2. Those conditions are soo cute that an additional .5 should be added

to each student's grade.

[Droopy]

3. The cat's just trying to help

What do you teach, Lex?

[Lex]

5. Actually it's my SO trying to grade finals

and she teaches at a law school.

Oh the stress that those blue books represent, and the cat's just rolling around on them! LOL!

[MADem]

4. Well, if the cat wants to grade the papers, the cat will have to READ them

all first!!!

Put a red pen in Kitty's paw (or a nonthreatening PURPLE pen, if you are in a PC teaching environment) with the admonition "You wanna play, you gotta pay!"

NB--Is that cat pregnant, or just well endowed?

[Lex]

6. She's big boned!

LOL!

[MADem]

8. Are you sure she isn't big boned with babies? Or is she fixed? n/t

[Lex]

10. She's 11 years old and has been fixed since she was a kitty

plus she's an indoor cat only and right now an only child (her brother died last year from a heart defect).

She's not really all that heavy, but with her lying down at that angle, she looks pregnant I guess!

[MADem]

13. Good looking, beefy cat, that, regardless of her repro capability! n/t

[Lex]

14. She's on the diet cat food and actually has lost some weight

over the last year or so.

[Mrs_Beastman]

7. Why must they lay on paper?

Why!?

One of life's biggest mysteries.

[MADem]

9. Because YOU look at it. If YOU pay attention to it, it must be

...something of profound import. And if that is the case, Kitty must, I say MUST, have dominion over it!

[rocktivity]

11. That would explain why my sister's cat would let you know she was hungry

by laying down in the doorway to the bathroom.

:headbang:
rocknation

[MADem]

12. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go! It's IMPORTANT! n/t

[name not needed]

15. Just give all your students an A

;)

[tigereye]

16. what a cute kitty!

It's funny, I have many friends who teach and if the students could see what and how their teachers and profs grade them, and where the papers often end up... it would be hilarious.

[GalleryGod]

17. Never had a pet attack my Bluebook pile before!

I've had any number of interruptions every December and May....including a water heater melt down..but never a
:hippie: Kamikaze Kitty:rofl: