Well so anyway, like I was saying

[Bouncy Ball]

there was this guy, see....

[auntAgonist]

1. I see....

and then?

[Bouncy Ball]

2. He was drinking some chardonnay

[DS1]

3. and he took his kid to see Ep III

and talked to the kid, and when they got home, DS1 skinned them

[Bouncy Ball]

5. And then Bouncy Ball

burned their bodies.

[DS1]

9. and DS1 and Bouncy Ball hooked the bodies up to a pickup

truck with "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING YOUR KIDS TO MOVIES I WANT TO SEE" written on the side, and went for a drive.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. AND THEN BOUNCY BALL

STOMPED ON THEIR BODIES UNTIL EVEN THEIR ATOMS YELLED UNCLE and then Bouncy Ball laid off the wine a bit.

[DS1]

12. Then Bouncy Ball was arrested for DUI, and notably not arrested

for burning and dragging the charred skinned bodies of man and son through the city limits

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Wiat, what bout DS!

[DS1]

14. He was hit by a car while walking home

and even landed on his bag of knives.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. oh thats good!

or not

[stellanoir]

7. you dog abusing brute you !!!

be nice. damn it !!!

[stellanoir]

4. hey. . . like. . .that guy

where did he go. . .?

[Bouncy Ball]

6. He died.

He got drunk on wine and got hit by a train one night.

I know, it's sad and all

[stellanoir]

8. yeah that's what they all say

when they move on. a likely excuse I say.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Oh no THIS guy really did.

But there are OTHER guys. You know.

[stellanoir]

15. aaaaand how can we be sure they won't say the

same damned thing?

sorry I'm feeling a slightly snarky tonight.