Name ANY movie that's WORSE than "Tango & Cash."

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

The only rule here is that you MUST HAVE SEEN "Tango & Cash."

This isn't a "bad movie" thread.

It's a "worse than Tango & Cash" thread.

OK, let's have it.



:toast:

[kedrys]

1. The Cable Guy

Couldn't even finish it...slogged through T&C somehow. :D

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. "The Cable Guy" was truly awful, but...

..."Tango & Cash" was downright painful.

[Zuni]

56. I loved the Cable Guy

[jmm]

3. Did I have to actually sit through all of Tango & Cash

I wasn't dumb enough to do that but I was foolish enough to watch Leprechauns in the Hood staring Ice-T for a friend and I swear that took years off my life.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. Freddie got Fingered

:scared:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. OK, now we're getting somewhere...

...Tango & Cash was a bad MOVIE, but Tom "One Nut" Green renders ANY movie UNWATCHABLE.



:scared:

[Zuni]

55. I second Freddy Got Fingered

absolutely awful. just awful

[Lars39]

5. Ishtar

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. No, watch "Tango & Cash" tonight on Cinemax and see if you feel the same.

...and "Ishtar" HAS the reputation of being UNBELIEVABLY BAD.

I stand firm on the Tango & Cash ruling. Sorry.

:toast:

[Lars39]

21. True; Ishtar had that rep right out of the gate.

:)

[qnr]

52. Ishtar is a great movie. Always has been, always will be.

And I'm not being facetious. Took balls to make fun of the CIA and America during the Ronnie Raygun administration.

[maddiejoan]

6. Two Sly movies are way worse.

Cobra and Rhinestone

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. What about Sly's "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot?"

...althought that may be better than T&C, come to think of it...

:evilgrin:

[Heyo]

7. Howard the Duck

Pearl Harbor

:hurts: <--- this is me making the movie "Pearl Harbor"

God in Heaven, I cannot believe how much that movie blows.

Heyo

[MADem]

37. And what a crying shame, too

You have a rich TRUE story, fantastic historical backdrop, built in soundtrack of a great period in American music, costumes to die for, SCENERY UP THE YIN YAN....and they just screw it all up. COMPLETELY. It's like they were systematically determined to turn gold into lead....how can you miss with PEARL HARBOR, fachrissake? It WRITES itself!!!

[Heyo]

41. See... you are exactly right...

.. and that is one main reason I feel that way about it..

The POTENTIAL of the movie they COULD have made, compared to what they did make...

Just awful... a travesty.

Why didn't they just make some lame ass movie about 2 guys who are in love with the same girl, and leave the whole Pearl Harbor thing out of it? Since it seems like the actual historic even of PH was written in as an afterthough.

it blows. it blows ass chunks.

:hurts:

Heyo

[bobthedrummer]

9. "Battlefield Earth", "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "Helen of Troy"...

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. Plan 9 was GENIUS, Battlefield Earth BLOWS...

...haven't seen Helen of Troy.

I only watched "Battlefield Earth" all the way through to PROVE TO MYSELF I could DO IT.

But I will GIVE YOU THAT ONE.

DEFINITELY about 1000 times worse than "Tango & Cash."

John Travolta's big, wet kiss on the decomposed cheek of L. Ron Hubbard.

:puke:

[bobthedrummer]

16. I like Ed Wood's stuff, but it is worse than "Tango & Cash" in several

areas, technically-actually the storyline is cool, but the film is like bad cheesesauce.

[Huckebein the Raven]

20. Are you talking about the Troy with Brad Pitt ?

or the mini-series on A&E ?

I actually liked the mini-series

[bobthedrummer]

29. No, the recent one from Italy (I think) that I couldn't watch all the way

through-no Brad Pitt in it. This was a full length film, not a miniseries, DL.

[BattyDem]

28. Plan 9 is a CLASSIC!

I LOVE that movie! :bounce:

[BrklynLiberal]

10. Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu Reeves

:puke: The best actor in it was Ice-T

[xultar]

47. YES. YOU WIN. I thing JN was even worse than Battlefield Earth.

I'm almost sure of it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Oh, that would be legion - Top Gun, Last Samurai, Flashdance,

Rocky III and up, Dirty Dancing, and, like, a million other ones.

As far as Stallone movies go, I think Tango and Cash is about the best. I was really surprised how much I liked it.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

18. Watch "Copland"...

...he pulled a "DeNiro / Raging Bull" stunt...packed on a LOT of extra pounds and played against his image.

"Copland" got mixed reviews because ANY movie with DeNiro, Stallone, Keitel and Liotta could NEVER live up to expectations.

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Never even heard of it!

I will try to remember that name...

[DS1]

32. I enjoyed it

[BattyDem]

15. Monster Island

This is the worst movie ever made! It looks like it was shot on a home video camera and no one in the cast can act ... except for Terence Stamp, who must have been flat broke and absolutely desperate for money when he made this film! And judging by the looks of it, there wasn't a lot of money in the budget to pay him.

It's bad ... really bad. Not campy ... not silly fun ... not tongue-in-cheek ... just plain bad.

[bobthedrummer]

19. Ever see "The Killer Shrews"???

:scared:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

25. LOVED it!

...especially if you watch it "MST3K-style."



:toast:

[bobthedrummer]

36. I'm a boomer and actually saw it when it was fresh and playing at a

theater.
Hell, I've seen so many of them-"Attack of the Crab Monsters", "The Mole People", "The Monolith Monster", "Colossus of New York", "4-D Man", "Monster of Piedros Blancos"...

[BattyDem]

26. Um ... no. But based on your reaction, I'm glad I missed it, LOL!

:-)

[LeftyMom]

17. Amos and Andrew

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106266/

Starring Nick Fucking Cage. That's really all you need to know about this movie's stinkitude.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

23. Aaaahhh...Nicolas Cage. As I said in another recent thread...

..."Nic Cage is like William Shatner without the charm."

I'm Castor Troy! I'm Castor Troy! I'm Castor Troy! I'm Castor Troy! I'm Castor Troy!

:puke:

[ET Awful]

24. Vibes

Cindy Lauper has fortunately been smart enough to stick with singing since :)

[kittykatkoffeekup]

27. C.H.U.D.

Some movies are so bad they're funny (think Robo-man). Some are so bad they make you ill.

[Evergreen Emerald]

30. Neighbors with John Belushi

It was a movie that my friends and I actually walked out of the theatre to the box office and asked for our money back--it was so bad.

[peekaloo]

40. I remember that one. They should have reversed Aykroyd/Belushi's

roles.

Gawd, it sucked hard.

[Abelman]

48. That movie was awful

I've seen it once and I don't know what the Hell the plot was supposed to be - was there one? Totally a drug-induced script by Belushi on that one.

I still don't remember what the hell was going on.

[Zuni]

54. I liked it.

:shrug:

[Trillo]

31. Road to Perdition

Of course it all hinges on what you mean by "worse". This was a "Bad" ass movie.

:toast:

OTOH, if you really do mean "worse", then I'd have to say HANGMEN with Sandra Bullock.

[Gold Metal Flake]

33. Howard The Duck.

(oh, the shame of it)

[kittykatkoffeekup]

39. Man, did you beat mine!

I'd forgotten about that one. My brain hurts just remembering it.

[Heyo]

42. Howard the Duck trivia question...

... what was the name of the chick's rock/punk band she was in?

:hurts:

Heyo

[Gold Metal Flake]

43. Do NOT make me go back there!!

(happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place happy place.....

[Heyo]

44. Muaaahahahahaha

"Cherry Bomb"

:evilgrin:

How cheesy is that? Hehehehehe

:hurts:

Heyo

[kittykatkoffeekup]

45. The Cherry Bombs

Now I must smash my forehead with a hammer to forget. Don't try to stop me with your Quack-fu!

[Maccagirl]

34. The Cat In The Hat

I saw 20 minutes of it on HBO and it's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back. It sucked on so many levels!

[CanuckAmok]

35. The Doom Generation

I know three gay men who converted to straight just to disassociate themselves from Gregg Araki, after he made Doom Generation.

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith

[graywarrior]

46. I Heart Huckabees

:wtf:

[Corgigal]

49. White Noise

It's a new released DVD horror flick. Could have been something..but trust me, it's not. Stupid.

[graywarrior]

50. Good to know coz I was gonna rent it.

[NinetySix]

51. How about "Cop And A Half," starring Burt Reynolds.

Premise: Reynolds, a cop, is assigned a six-year-old, smartassed partner. Hilarity ensues.

Most memorable line:"I'm your worst nightmare, a kid with a badge."

Profoundly worthless.

[LeftyMom]

53. The Island of Dr Moreau

Why the hell is this movie so bad when Marlon freakin Brando is in it?

I saw this with my late Stepfather when it first came out. The man loved movies and was easy to please (he really liked Waterworld, for example) and even he thought this thing was utter crap.