FINALLY Saw It!! - First Rule Of Fight Club? It Sucks ASS

[matcom]

:eyes:

although the "flash" of the c*ck in the last frame was SLIGHTLY amusing (considering the early "plot" setup)

:wtf: is the attraction to this piece of SHITE?

tried to look at it as some kind of cult flick. nada.
tried to look at it as some kind of spoof flick. nada.
tried to look at it as some kind of silly fun. nada.

i just wasted over 2 hours of my evening on this STUPID piece of crap.

IF you can enlighten me on WHY this was even worth my time, i'm all ears. Otherwise........ :puke: :eyes:

[ET Awful]

1. Well, I didn't loathe it as much as you, but I sure didn't see what the

hype was all about :).

I'd watch it again if I was bored, but I don't think it's a great movie by any means.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I didn't think it was all that great either.

Not bad, but not as great as some people make it out to be. I hear the book is better. :shrug:

[SOteric]

3. See, now, I think the reason you weren't impressed is that

you've been to GD during the campaign season.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I LOVED it!

It's not in my top ten, but it's in my next tier of great movies.

[matcom]

10. right next to......

Sgt Peppers "the movie"

[Zuni]

55. *snarf*

[tridim]

5. Like the Matrix, it was too green

and way over-hyped. It certainly wasn't deep, but I admit I enjoyed it on a reptilian brain level. Mostly because I love Ed Norton.

Edit: I'm not saying Ed Norton is a reptile. :P

[Bouncy Ball]

6. What the fuck is wrong with you?

It fucking kicked ass, no pun intended.

He SOLD them soap made from the fat off their own ASSES?

It was counterculture, completely.

And he was him.

Eh. Nevermind.

[DS1]

7. Wait till matcom wakes up and figures out DS1's midnight posting

was all him.

[matcom]

9. eh

sucked

ASS!!

[DS1]

11. FReeper

[matcom]

12. fuck off DUmmie

or i'll stick a gun in my mouth and blow my own face off but STILL get to watch the TOTAL destruction of an entire city JUST so i can ONCE AGAIN bang a cheap goth whore!

[Bouncy Ball]

15. You OBVIOUSLY don't understand art.

:eyes:

[matcom]

17. "art"

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

18. You are saying you didn't like it just to be tempestuous.

Obviously.

Meatloaf. Man tits. MUST I say more?

[Maddy McCall]

8. Wonder if you can make the little puke guy puke on the eyes guy.

That would be cool. :D

[Droopy]

13. It's been a while since I saw the movie

But I remember digging it on a mentally ill, counter cultural level. I think you just have bad taste in movies.

[4_Legs_Good]

14. "I think you just have bad taste in movies."

That's exactly what I was thinking...

It wasn't the greatest movie ever, but well written, well acted, fantastic cinematography, cool little effects, a bit jittery, interesting story, nifty surprise, able to relate to Ed Norton throughout.

I didn't understand the ending though - why shooting a whole through his mouth would exorcise him of Brad Pitt. I guess I missed something.

david

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Yeah, you did, watch it again.

I won't say anything else because it would ruin it for those who haven't seen it.

And WHO hates a movie that has Meatloaf with man tits in it? Sheesh. You'd think matcom would like it for THAT reason alone.

[4_Legs_Good]

19. LMAO

Gah!

Well give me a hint. To be honest I've seen it several times, and I still don't get it, and usually I'm not a movie idiot.

david

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Check your PM, mofo.

[DS1]

20. You censored c*ck, you cocksucker

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

23. You spelled OUT cock

you cunt.

[DS1]

26. twat did you say?

[Bouncy Ball]

29. I'm offended that you

said "twat." I'm hitting alert, you motherfucker.

[matcom]

25. LMAO

gotta admit. the F*CKING sounds were pretty realistic!

*well, in MY experience anyway* ;)

[CanuckAmok]

22. "The next person on this thread who disses Fight Club gets a...LEAD SALAD!

It was an incredible movie...cinematography, effects, performances, writing... and it is THE definitive "Generation X" movie.

It's my favourite film, tied with "Wings of Desire".

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Fuck the man, man.

[CanuckAmok]

27. That's right, man.

"It is only when you lose everything that you are free to do anything" - Tyler Durden

[Bouncy Ball]

28. And Chuck Palahniuk can kick everyone's ass. Twice.

[CanuckAmok]

31. Yes, except for "Choke", which was just "Fight Club Redux"

Everything else he has written fucking RULES.

[matcom]

30. SUCKS ASS BBBIIIAAATTTCCCHHHH

-9 on a scale of 1-10 :D

[Bouncy Ball]

32. What, you don't have an inner Tyler Durden, huh?

[matcom]

33. uh, no

i'm not into the "other site that shall not be named" :P

[Bouncy Ball]

34. Hey why are you talking about Fight Club, anyway?

Did you forget the first rule, motherfucker?

[matcom]

35. oh yeah, the FIRST RULE IS.....

IT SUCKS FUCKING ASS!!

[Snap]

39. Righto!!!

We're the ones that are awake when you are asleep... so don't fuck with us.

Back to Survivor and Nascar, Ikea Boy.

A GREAT movie. Top of the Top.

[Radical Activist]

36. The movie kicked major ass.

How many movies are about rejecting corporate culture and materialism? Its very subversive. I loved it.

[Bouncy Ball]

37. Um, how many?

Let me think......

....wait still thinking....

nope can't think of any.

Except maybe "Steal this Movie."

But even at that...

[Radical Activist]

40. koyaanisqatsi

One of my favorites, but it was never a major relase in theaters.

[matcom]

38. if THAT is what we have on our side.....

we are in DEEP, DEEP SHIT

[Bouncy Ball]

41. I hear that the Britney and Kevin reality show is on tonight.

Maybe you could check that out?

Or some nice NASCAR tomorrow?

:D

[matcom]

42. now THAT would be an intellectual step UP from "Fight Club"

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

44. Now I KNOW you just suck ass.

Go suck ass somewhere else, we're gonna hijack your thread to talk about how Tyler Durden is going to jump out of your bedroom closet tonight and kick your ass.

[DS1]

51. Actually, we're in much deeper shit. The best we can come up with

is "Fristian"

:eyes:

[Placebo]

43. I hated it too.

But all my friends loved it. Go figure? :shrug:

[mark414]

45. i am now truly convinced that you do, in fact, hate america

[matcom]

46. ahem....

"we" spell it with 2 "k"'s

[Bouncy Ball]

47. I think he's a freeper.

:evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

48. Shit..You're nuts! I thought the part where.....

...Captain Janeway meets Spock and has to endure Clark Gable burning down Atlanta while killing Bambi was the high-point of the film.

Maybe THAT's what he meant when he said "My Deer, I don't give a Dam"

[madrchsod]

49. didn`t think to much of either

to confusing for my feeble drug damaged mind..or was it the movies writers that were......

[swag]

50. "The philistine is always right . . .

he only errs in his suppositions."

[progressoid]

52. I agree.....

Much ado about nothing!

[DS1]

53. You're not invited to my Mother's BBQ anymore

:grr:

[matcom]

54. can't go anyway

and if your going to show shitty movies i don't WANT to go anyway :P

[DS1]

57. We're going to show the actors' commentary version

on repeat mode, while filling republican campaign material envelopes

[matcom]

58. hi-def with surround sound i hope

the musical score was BRILLIANT!

[Tsiyu]

56. This conversation (this conversation)

Is over ( is over).