I AM SORRY, DU!

[elshiva]

I ran a terrible campaign for president. Please forgive me!

On edit: I am NOT Ralph Nader and am NOT John Kerry I ran for the Wood Party. Than the Wood Party ran from me.

[Droopy]

1. Are you John Kerry?

[elshiva]

3. No, I am elshiva. Campaign slogan: "Bubkis!"

Ran for the wood party!

[MADem]

4. Well, wasn't I Bowel Syndrome also on the ballot?

He ran for the Bathroom party....that's some stinking competition, right there...

[elshiva]

5. Yeah, I met him. He wasn't that bad, but he would

have made an awful president. He was always in the loo.

[Blue_In_AK]

2. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!

Thanks, Elshiva. :toast: I needed a good laugh.

[autorank]

6. "We want wood!"

[elshiva]

7. LOL! But Wood does not want me!

I wasted most of the Wood Party's money on lollipops and rent-a-cars.

[autorank]

9. elshiva, re: The Wood Party & you, "The honor was all theirs!"

Lollipops and rent-a-cars, thats just the beginning of your entitlement.
Tell them to f'off, you're elshiva of DU, you rate a quartet of Judy Tenuta's Stud Muffins for your regal transport.

If they don't like your Wood Platform, let them try this Wood
http://www.gay.tv/upl/d@y/album/orig/296_200301171036.jpg

[elshiva]

10. LOL! But it is not the Elijah Wood party. I mean it's THE WOOD Party.

It started as a Monty Python sketch: "A Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Wood Party" starring Graham Chapman as the Wood party candidate who fell throught the floor...

[Crunchy Frog]

8. On behalf of the Silly Party

I accept your apology.:silly:

[elshiva]

11. How about the Extremely Silly Party?

[Crunchy Frog]

12. I don't know about them.

How about the Monster Raving Looney Party? http://www32.brinkster.com/omrlp/manVsHorse2004.asp

[elshiva]

13. I've heard of the Monster Raving Looney Party.

The Extremely Silly Party was part of same "Election Night" Monty Python sketch. The Extremely Silly candidate was in a block of cement with his legs hanging out.

[hfojvt]

14. In the words of George McGovern

"Every since I was a kid, I've wanted to run for President in the worst way ...
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