Fate Poll. Tell me my future.

[New Earth]

Poll question: Fate Poll. Tell me my future.

It used to be a pure thought, kind and genuine, pure and clean.

My friend corrupted my brain, and now i am utterly obsessed and somewhat jokingly want to have sex with someone. please god shoot me now. so please vote in my poll and tell me my fate.

please.

ps) humor me if you will, i need the excitement.

thank you for your patronage.

[New Earth]

1. LOLOLOL

whoever just voted for the last option, i worship you forever :loveya:

[New Earth]

2. WOW

i'm loving the results so far. please keep it coming.

[Rowdyboy]

3. Dynamite! I got the first vote (at least thats what it said)

Go on, girl....you're doing okay...

[New Earth]

4. LOL

did i ever tell you how much you rule?

[Rowdyboy]

10. Coming from a young woman of a different generation, that makes me

very proud. I sometimes feel like an old fogey here at DU, but sex, drugs, and rock and roll remain the same, generation to generation, and I'm still a big fan of all three.

All I can say is ENJOY YOUR YOUTH NOW!!! You get exactly one chance and, if you blow it, its gone.

"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may....
Old Time is still a-flying
and this same flower that blooms today
Tomorrow will be dying...

http://www.luminarium.org/sevenlit/herrick/tovirgins.htm

[New Earth]

11. well

if the situation should arise, in which there are many chances, i will not back down :)

i'm bad. very bad. and there is nothing wrong with how BAD i am.

[Rowdyboy]

12. You give me hope for the future...Just because I'm gay and have no

kids, doesn't mean that my way of thinking will die out. You are living proof!

I'll bet you are "bad, very bad". So am I. And there's not a goddamned thing wrong with that. Life is so much fun and you're only getting started. I hope you give them absolute HELL!!!!! Be just as bad as you wanna be. Do you honestly think anyone you know will care in 20 years?

[New Earth]

24. exactly.

i really love your way of thinking :evilgrin:

[New Earth]

5. THAT DELUSIONAL VOTE

makes me sad :(

[Robeson]

6. Faye, it will happen. Most likely, many times....

...and about 30 years from now, you'll be thinking...? What was the big deal about all that? But enjoy it now. It'll be fun.

[New Earth]

7. LOL dude please

don't put those ideas into my head. i can only dream.

:nopity:

[Robeson]

8. And dream you should!.....

...:hi:

[New Earth]

9. :(

please God, tell me it's reality. :shrug:

i mean come on, it happend with another one of my ******** *****, why can't i switch fate and have it with this one? :cry:

[New Earth]

13. to everyone who voted in my favor

i love you forever. i will force myself upon him when i see him,and if it turns sour, i have you all to blame!!

bwahahahaha

bwahahahah

[jobycom]

14. And if it's beautiful, you have us to thank!

[New Earth]

15. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if God is on my side. i will come straight here and thank everyone who voted in my favor. see, this time is different! i actually WANT the person. it's not just an action of boredom and excitement.

it's WANT and excitement :loveya:

[New Earth]

16. TWO MORE VOTES AND I WILL ACCEPT MY FUTURE

please. this will be the end of the mission to discover my fate.

vote or die!

ps) i'm totally NOT drunk out of my mind

[saltpoint]

17. Faye, I didn't want to say anything too hastily, but listen:

I've been examining the entrails of the beast now since you first posted your poll, and have reached a conclusive outcome.

You may not like it. So get another drink and have a seat.

Here it is -- your fate:

You will not have any romantic engagement with the particular person your poll suggests, but will instead become the next Republican senator from Utah.

I know it sounds wacky, but that's the verdict.

[New Earth]

18. i will NOT accept that fate

ever. i would accept God's wrath in a heartbeat before i follow that path.

this is my life here :scared:

[saltpoint]

20. Wait -- this just in. It's not a Republican senator from Utah after all.

You'll be starring on Broadway in the role of your choice.

There. Does that sound better?

[Robeson]

19. OMG!!!! What an awful fate for Faye!!!!!.....

....sorry Faye, but the Tarot cards are not reading your way....

[saltpoint]

21. (See new entry above -- Faye is saved! Redeemed!)

I think the entrails I examined were faulty -- probably Diebold entrails.

Thank god she's not going to be a Republican. We need her on our side.

[Robeson]

22. Shew....I sensed they were faulty entrails.....

...lets just hope James Baker and Jeb don't get involved....

[saltpoint]

23. LOL !

[TrogL]

25. WELLLLL!?!?!?!

What happened?

[New Earth]

26. LOL

i wont know till almost two weeks from now :shrug:

regardless it will be the best time of my life, i know this much :)