My living will is as follows

[DS1]

No bagpipes.

[DrDebug]

1. Can I have your avatar after you die? n/t

[DS1]

3. That's all anyone wants out of me

:cry:

[Elidor]

6. That's not true at all

I want your copy of 3D Studio Max, and the hardware dongle.

[kick-ass-bob]

26. Bah. I've just adblocked your avatar...

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I'll play the accordian. A Bon Jovi medley.

[DS1]

4. Okay

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. But with my tallywhacker hanging out

and I'm going to sing the lyrics from whatever the latest American Idol stars sang, over the Bon Jovi. And there will be vomiting. Copious vomiting.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I bet you have a bagpipe collection

[DS1]

8. A collection of bagpipe skeletons in my attic

It used to be of the players, they conveniently come in kits

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. kits?

I thought they came in kilts.

[DS1]

10. They come in kilts and arrive in kits

[CanuckAmok]

11. Mine is:

"Please make sure I'm not resting on pinecones."

[yvr girl]

12. I love bagpipes

They can be so celebratory and so mournful.

[kedrys]

13. You need to hear some P.D.Q. Bach pieces written for bagpipe and flute

It'll change your mind about bagpipes forever. :P

[FuzzySlippers]

49. Did P.D.Q. Bach really write pieces for bagpipes and flute?

I love P.D.Q. Bach. I bet those are really a hoot.:D

[JimmyJazz]

14. Damn.

Note to self: Cancel having "Big Country" play at DS1's funeral.

[SOteric]

15. Not to worry.

We'll pay someone to torture small children and yapping dogs instead. It'll make the same sound, but would please you infinitely more.

[DS1]

16. Am I some sort of psychotic dog-abuser in your eyes,

or everyones? :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

34. No, in my eyes, you're a compulsive

wiener-abuser. But at least you're quite generous in your willingness to share the abuse. :7

[DS1]

36. So you're coming over for dinner then?

:7

[SOteric]

37. With a multi-pack of condiments.

:7

[DS1]

39. Excellent!

There could be room for seconds, after all :D

[SOteric]

42. If you think you can cut the mustard,

I relish the prospect. :7

[DS1]

43. I'm sure the addition of some of your famous buns to the dish

would go a long way towards a satisfying meal.

[SOteric]

44. And I'd love to try

your secret sauce.

[DS1]

45. I wouldn't keep that a secret from you

but it could be wise to lift the covers off dessert away from the windows.

[SOteric]

46. Right.

No telling who might get an urge to suck the cream from your cannoli.


I'm going off to take a cold shower now.

You keep dinner warm until I get there.

[DS1]

48. Dinner is safely tucked away until your arrival

:loveya:

[FuzzySlippers]

47. Hey you two.

GET A ROOM!!!

[chickenscratching]

17. can i have your love before you go?

[DS1]

18. A percent?

[chickenscratching]

19. i suppose if there are other takers

what kind of cut am I looking at?

[DS1]

21. A percent

[chickenscratching]

22. how much

[DS1]

23. A percent

[chickenscratching]

27. how much of a percent?

and by that i mean what percentage, as in exact numbers, are you alloting to me at this time in regards to your love?

[DS1]

29. 100 percent of a percent

:-)

[chickenscratching]

30. oh you are trouble today

i throw up my hands at this affair!

[matcom]

20. that's what i liked so much about "Fightclub"

the bagpipes :D

[billyskank]

24. No bagpipes!

Denied!

[TrogL]

25. Here's mine

Shoot me now. Please. Make it quick.

[Shell Beau]

28. What about an organ?

[Andy_Stephenson]

31. It might depend on the size of the

Organ in question.

[Shell Beau]

33. Are we talking about the same thing?

:silly: and if not, :spank: :evilgrin:

[xultar]

32. Well, if you didn't wante me to come why didn't you just say so!

[trof]

35. Why do you hate America?

AND Scotland?
;-)

[DS1]

Because.... I'm British?

:shrug:

[DS1]

41. Because.... I'm British?

:shrug:

[name not needed]

38. Ok then.

At your funeral, I will play bass. Badly. VERY badly. I'll play a Rogue thats missing a string. Through an amp I built myself. And I'll use way too much distortion.

[DS1]

40. You're hired.

Refer to this thread should anything happen to me.

I mean it.